Sunday, May 31, 2009

have you seen her

she went on an early morning run, left hours ago. im hungry, need bacon....

Friday, May 29, 2009


Wednesday, May 27, 2009

hard knock life

i dont praise half ass work, if you are ok with it, too bad.

its the attitude of like....this is all we got so we better put up with it or be thankful we have at least this. I WENT FROM LUKE WARM TO HOT.

thats a lifestyle i dont embrace. RAISE THE BAR!!!!!!!

Monday, May 25, 2009

im mad as hell

whats up with $50 entry fees, mud dirt crits at the top 3 pro payouts.

good for team mona vie, those guys get entry fees paid plus they are rich any way. tbird, bart and alex are loaded.

Saturday, May 23, 2009

this is why road racing is gay DQ's at sugar house crit???????

i was at the sugar house crit today handing out money and the stupid bitch missy the "official" came and kicked me off the course saying hand ups are illegal and they DQ'ed 3 or 5 guys they saw taking "hand ups"

what fucking joke

I hate missy and her stupid fucking rule book.
and i dont even care if she reads this. im sending it to marek too.
USCF sucks balls.

god thats the stupidest thing i have ever heard of

and her attitude has to go, ban this witch off racing.. what a buzz kill
and this isnt the first time this witch has given me trouble shes yelling like a banshee at me at the hell of the north telling me not to drive on the dirt road.

what the fuck is up this girls ass????????

i hate her!!!!!!
im never doing a UCA or road race in this town ever again along as shes around. do you understand how stupid this is that they DQ riders for taking money

somebody fire this girl, she isnt doing racing any good and she deserves to be fired.

foxden week in review

tuesday was a moto session with darren lill and jeff louder, the lill engine that could says sitting 2nd wheel behind the man doesnt give much draft. considering i've been trying to pack it on to provide a bigger windscreen with my wide ass and overhanging belly. jeff says it gets easier every year but darren says hes putting out 120 more watts sitting 2nd wheel than 1st wheel.

these guys were out at saltair doing laps for an hour in the mega (not mega to j-lo) crosswinds 35mph sustained with 1min intervals at 43mph. see if you can hang, be glad they dont race locally. they would blow that shit up and make you want to quit racing since you just got dropped so hard.

wedsnesday was atrain wanted some pain up emigration.
the train wasnt rollin on the way up but he had a valiant effort to little mtn and about lost his lunch.
then we picked up rachel on the way down for some 45mph drafting sessions in the aero tuck positions. one trip up the canyon was enough for the old buck, dz does it 3 times in 19mins a peice. see if you can copy that. i dont think so.

thursday was a mellow day in the yard, i watched shauna lyn do all the tilling in the back yard and then she gave me a massage. friday we went to costco and loaded up on mexi cokes and hersheys syrup.i needed a new tv to watch the nba finals

Monday, May 18, 2009

the golden years

death hike 09

the past year has been a steady diet of mtn dew and couch time, if youve seen me lately im sure you wouldnt disagree. the pounds are piling up and i didnt imagine my golden years chasing the 120 pound shauna lyn up to snowy peaks for hrs on end.

i need some more couch time.

Thursday, May 14, 2009

kday racing knows whats up

check more sickness here
thanks to kday racing for the update.

Tuesday, May 12, 2009


Sunday, May 10, 2009

ppa is for real

we spent the day up in t town, the home of marty nothstein. track super hero.
the omish showed up and wanted to buy some bikes. that was a sight to see.

i didnt get a ticket but i saw these natzis walking around and i would not ever live here. this place is dirtier and more packed than nyc/san fran combined.
traffic jams are worse than nyc.

after you live in utah (the golden bubble) its bad to see such poverty and filth in the usa. ya there are worse places in the world but this is usa. philly is the bottom of the barrel.

ok that was a bit overkill but you get the idea.
people are moving out of town because of the organized gang and fraud called PPA, i wouldnt live here, but if you keep getting parking tickets and fines then dont own a car. people are too dependant on their beloved.


Friday, May 08, 2009

jersey devil #2, ocean city NJ

Thursday, May 07, 2009

new jersey devil in the swampy NJ pine barron forest

im going to go check this out tomorrow, so if you dont hear from me, you know where to look.

im always on the hunt for aliens and mythical beings.

Monday, May 04, 2009

obama manages burger king

slap chop remix

get in my belly!!

Friday, May 01, 2009