Friday, September 25, 2009

i found the fox den

shauna lyn and big hoss

we went down to vegas for interbike and stopped off at the gold n silver pawn shop on the strip. the pawn stars on history channel sunday nights.
this is the original fox den. i bought it from sportsmobile.com back in sept 2002. we drove it around the country for about 90k miles. seattle to tijuana, san fran to vermont, canada to new mexico and every where in between.
i sold it to a guy here in salt lake about 4.5 yrs ago and i saw it yesterday in vegas parked near the venetian. it still has the canyon bicycles bumper sticker and now its california plates. i dont know who owns it but its weird to see it parked there.
the emotions ran high as i feel i have found a long lost family member.
long live the foxden.
also checked out cross vegas, the most popular but basic cross course every made. lots of spectators, zero technical ability. all on thick grass.
the best thing i saw at the show was the new cannondale lefty simon. its not like an old ELO, computerized display with a bar mounted joystick lever. its kind of like an sworks brain but for the lefty and has way more features. its not in production but it should be.

Sunday, September 13, 2009

my dogs are barkin




23,000 some steps walkin around this park today ridin 17 famously fast roller coasters.

this 2nd vid is top thrill dragster, 0 to 120mph in 2 sec, going up 350 feet vertical.
thats 120mph bowel evacuating speed. i didnt make the vid, so the timing is off. forward it to 1min 30sec.

Monday, September 07, 2009

fire it up

after a year of mental break down, a summer of facebook,

turn this thing back on after 3 months of sitting around all summer and getting fat.

got pretty bored so i put together a used scalpel out of old mona vie parts, that i ganked from chippos garage.


everyone was wondering when i would get sick of doing nothing but posting crap on facebook all day and start riding again.
well last week i decided to get my lazy ass in gear, then watched all my friends race in pc saturday, wishing i was up there waxing alex and bart.


so everyone probably doesnt check this page anymore so i'll be back on here from time to time. did a lot of moto sessions logging around 4,000 miles on the scooter,
motoing pain addicts, like ali g, kelsey k, jeff l, darren l, tiff p, nicole e,
atrain, stormin, robby s, tbird, lewis from hong kong, one time jeff brought booky and stevey b.
cx season is near, mostly will be at some wheelers with the slyfox cash zone, cross vegas, ohio next week, veloswap in oct, philly, san fran, tucson in nov and hawaii around new years.
busy swap season with some racing and riding mixed in.

time to get off the couch and rip the trail
If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again,. . . . slyfox domination.

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

welcome to the no post blog worse than atrain and bart g



we dont blog anymore so stop checking back. stop following me.

Thursday, June 11, 2009

trainers in june




name the cat 1's that dont like riding in the rain and win a prize.









this is my tabby moose, he likes to chill in boxes.

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

billy vs vince







Monday, June 08, 2009

respect the van

Saturday, June 06, 2009

treasure island


bay bridge, treasure island, alcatraz.
San fran today. 65 and sunny.

Thursday, June 04, 2009

thanks but no thanks

rumour has reported im behind the autobus, thanks but if you truly know me i would have claimed such spectacular wit and jokes for myself. why leave it to the anonymous?

i have endorsed the autobus, i know the author, he has told me to leave his identity hidden.

so i will continue to take the heat for you, in order for the jokes to be told and the ego's to be bruised.

you probably know the autobus, hes everywhere. hes fast, and hes for real.

he races fast at mtn bike, cross and road.

he has his own blog

he has funny jokes

and you probably have talked to him week after week and not even suspected him.

thats all the clues you will get from sly, as if i say much more the genius that is road geek may figure it out.


thanks again for considering me for the autobus anonymous author.

Wednesday, June 03, 2009

RIP oscar the cat 2008-june 2nd 2009




we picked him up at the pound last august. he wasnt around long, but while i sat in the office all day he would sleep in the cat tree and hang with me all day. we have 2 other cats so the house isnt empty, but its missing the young friendly energy today.

shauna lyns birthday is friday, im going to san fran for a short trip friday night, but i'll be back saturday night for the bon fire taco stand party in the back yard.


maybe we'll save another cat from death at the pound next week.

oscar the cat got real sick this week and after $400 in tests at the vet they said he had a genetic heart problem and he was anemic and was going to die in a few days. there was nothing anyone could have done, he just had a bad draw.

heres a video of moose and oscar.

today the jackass that lives behind me was shooting some other black cat with a bb gun. i just about jumped over and shot him. but i held back and just yelled swear words at the low life over the fence. ya he heard me.


Sunday, May 31, 2009

have you seen her



she went on an early morning run, left hours ago. im hungry, need bacon....

Friday, May 29, 2009

citibank




Wednesday, May 27, 2009

hard knock life



i dont praise half ass work, if you are ok with it, too bad.

its the attitude of like....this is all we got so we better put up with it or be thankful we have at least this. I WENT FROM LUKE WARM TO HOT.

thats a lifestyle i dont embrace. RAISE THE BAR!!!!!!!

Monday, May 25, 2009

im mad as hell

whats up with $50 entry fees, mud dirt crits at the intermountaincup.com top 3 pro payouts.

good for team mona vie, those guys get entry fees paid plus they are rich any way. tbird, bart and alex are loaded.

Saturday, May 23, 2009

this is why road racing is gay DQ's at sugar house crit???????

i was at the sugar house crit today handing out money and the stupid bitch missy the "official" came and kicked me off the course saying hand ups are illegal and they DQ'ed 3 or 5 guys they saw taking "hand ups"

what fucking joke

I hate missy and her stupid fucking rule book.
and i dont even care if she reads this. im sending it to marek too.
USCF sucks balls.

god thats the stupidest thing i have ever heard of

and her attitude has to go, ban this witch off racing.. what a buzz kill
and this isnt the first time this witch has given me trouble shes yelling like a banshee at me at the hell of the north telling me not to drive on the dirt road.

what the fuck is up this girls ass????????

i hate her!!!!!!
im never doing a UCA or road race in this town ever again along as shes around. do you understand how stupid this is that they DQ riders for taking money

somebody fire this girl, she isnt doing racing any good and she deserves to be fired.

foxden week in review













tuesday was a moto session with darren lill and jeff louder, the lill engine that could says sitting 2nd wheel behind the man doesnt give much draft. considering i've been trying to pack it on to provide a bigger windscreen with my wide ass and overhanging belly. jeff says it gets easier every year but darren says hes putting out 120 more watts sitting 2nd wheel than 1st wheel.

these guys were out at saltair doing laps for an hour in the mega (not mega to j-lo) crosswinds 35mph sustained with 1min intervals at 43mph. see if you can hang, be glad they dont race locally. they would blow that shit up and make you want to quit racing since you just got dropped so hard.












wedsnesday was atrain wanted some pain up emigration.
the train wasnt rollin on the way up but he had a valiant effort to little mtn and about lost his lunch.
then we picked up rachel on the way down for some 45mph drafting sessions in the aero tuck positions. one trip up the canyon was enough for the old buck, dz does it 3 times in 19mins a peice. see if you can copy that. i dont think so.





thursday was a mellow day in the yard, i watched shauna lyn do all the tilling in the back yard and then she gave me a massage. friday we went to costco and loaded up on mexi cokes and hersheys syrup.i needed a new tv to watch the nba finals

Monday, May 18, 2009

the golden years

death hike 09






the past year has been a steady diet of mtn dew and couch time, if youve seen me lately im sure you wouldnt disagree. the pounds are piling up and i didnt imagine my golden years chasing the 120 pound shauna lyn up to snowy peaks for hrs on end.






i need some more couch time.






Thursday, May 14, 2009

kday racing knows whats up


check more sickness here
thanks to kday racing for the update.

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

random






















Sunday, May 10, 2009

ppa is for real

we spent the day up in t town, the home of marty nothstein. track super hero.
the omish showed up and wanted to buy some bikes. that was a sight to see.


i didnt get a ticket but i saw these natzis walking around and i would not ever live here. this place is dirtier and more packed than nyc/san fran combined.
traffic jams are worse than nyc.

after you live in utah (the golden bubble) its bad to see such poverty and filth in the usa. ya there are worse places in the world but this is usa. philly is the bottom of the barrel.

ok that was a bit overkill but you get the idea.
people are moving out of town because of the organized gang and fraud called PPA, i wouldnt live here, but if you keep getting parking tickets and fines then dont own a car. people are too dependant on their beloved.


manyunk!!!!!!!!!!!!


Friday, May 08, 2009

jersey devil #2, ocean city NJ
































Thursday, May 07, 2009

new jersey devil in the swampy NJ pine barron forest



im going to go check this out tomorrow, so if you dont hear from me, you know where to look.

im always on the hunt for aliens and mythical beings.

Monday, May 04, 2009

obama manages burger king



slap chop remix

get in my belly!!