what do the chicken and climb-um have in common
heres the chicken winning the the yellow jersey in the alps today.
im dedicating this post to the chicken aka mike rasmussen.
back in 1992 bromont quebec climb-um was a young skinny climber, a greeny, a spring chicken.
young jones was in the midst of a 3 hr world junior championship bronze medal.
on the last climb of the last lap young jones was blown and the chicken came and stole his bronze medal.
ever since then when i ever i lined up with jones he would take off from the gun inducing pain and suffering into the pack. i would only see him for a few minutes as the throbbing calves of death disappeared into the woods.
i suspected he had thoughts of the chicken and wanted to destroy all who lined up with him in revenge.
now climb-um is known as delivery-um. driving the brown truck dropping off packages. if you are lucky enough to be on his route watch for the aggressive driving and smashing of boxes as he takes out anger on your parcels and maybe if you are home you might see the calves of death jump into the brown truck and floor the gas pedal squealing and smoking the tires.
i found his hidden blog. dont tell anyone.
3 comments:
dirt knapp informed me that rather than a 12er of pbr you owe him a 6er gennesse cream ale from the state store in sugahood. ya rip the dh
Man you're right! Climb-um hurts everyone regardless of the bike or road...He could out climb most everyone on an old Schwin Stingray 3 speed with cards in the spokes...
Each of his calves are bigger than Rass'ma tasses chest!
If the wind is blowing too hard Rassie will fold in half!
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