Saturday, March 17, 2007

are crits gay, or am i?


check out the smooth pedaling action

domination by dh's pain train, dh, and team one man health net. oh ya and dont forget the all season wonder, victories in feb, march, april, may, june, aug, sept, oct, nov, dec. taking the 2nd spot.

quote of the week from bg, "i want to come here to get some flat land power, big ring speed since i dont have any"

ok whatever.

i cant say much more than that.

ok well maybe i can. foaming rant, foaming like jeffs pic above. foaming at the mouth.

neutral first laps, what the hell is this about. its a bike race. go hard or go home.
these 2 chicks at the race who run the show, i wont name drop. they say take a parade lap. that is the gayest thing i have heard in 23 days. "its for safety"

ya ok safety, then tell everyone to bring their downhill armor, full face helmets. since its for safety. you got 200 squirrels out there over lapping wheels and running into each other breaking bones.

im calling ed and matt o, we are going to have neutral laps at all the cross races and ICUPS cuz you know its dangerous on that first lap and we dont need crashes.

oh ya and at all the hill climbs and TT's its neutral for the first mile cuz we dont need anyone getting hurt.

LAME

3 comments:

flahute said...

Crits scare the hell out of me ... even when I "raced" in NorCal, I never did a crit ... only road races (and believe it or not, hillclimbs).

It takes a man (or woman) with bigger balls than me to get out there and dice it up at those speeds, in that tight a pack.

Art said...

both

Bart G said...

for the record I said, "with AZ coming up I need to work on my big ring speed", fox added the I don't have any part.
thanks