Wednesday, June 06, 2007

truck driver aka chucky



see pic here of the poster boy

the middle brother of the 3 man gibson clan. racer jared, chucky and bucky the wonder pony.
quite an odd family.
just meet their parents and see whats goin down.

charlie gibson aka C.O.G. aka brian head 100 miler record holder in 7 hrs. races 24 hrs of moab on a 1 speed and does laps in 59 mins. ya
we went on a lot of trips in the fox den. the motor home, camped in the desert in tucson. rode trails and roads from here to the mississippi. one time we almost went to florida. but thats almost and so it doesnt count.
we did a lot of races, camped out all over in parking lots to the deep forest.

he lives at franks in provo and dates a stripper from vegas, rides the road bike for 5 hrs a day but doesnt road race. drink coffee like water and doesnt eat on training rides.
one time we raced at big bear on friday, i sucked and he got 10th in semi pro. i was pissed and so we left at 7pm friday drove back to heber and raced at soldier hollow at 9am the next day. we drove all night ate at burger king and i won the race. he didnt do so good since he drove my ass back all night.

here are some words from the truck driver.


Dude,

Rock on from the fox den! I'm #%ckin diggin the music player, it gets me pumped..everyday!

1 How do you feel about women's liberation?

"The act of liberating"
Can the word liberation and the word women really share space in the same sentence? I'm not sure what that means anyway... Whats with these questions primetime. This is a better question for someone like Maren, my bitch ass sis in law.

2. By the way, would you mind telling me: "Just how old are you?"

30 years old. Good choice running with the PM Dawn song on the player.

3. How do you respond to authority?

Authority makes me laugh, remember that time, it was 3 am in your van on the border of AZ and CA, We rolled up to the border patrol stop, the techno music is blasted at it's max. we stop, the cop is looking in the front window, Sly rolls down the window, the cop jumps back, sly's head is bobbing, nce nce nce nce... YA! We spent the next hour getting searched and standing in the cold weather.

White Tank

4. How do you define sexual harassment?

Any dance floor + 40 year old women = sexual h.

5. Where were you born?

SLC

6. What's your nationality?

Starbucks

7. Are you married, divorced, separated, or single?

Kid Rock said," Don't ask if its true, $#ck it, i said it, regret it, never, pimping forever"
here is something new.
chucky emailed me this and wanted to post it here.
so here you go.
Who is your favorite person in the world? i cant say, it has legal ramifications. and why? i dont want to go to jail.

Do you really like Matt Ohran? and Cannondale bikes? i dont like matt but the scalpel is better than a 29er. hell ya

Do you think road Racing is harder than Mountain? Why? its harder cuz you sit at the front and drill it, then look back and everyone is there yawning. boringgggggggggg. they sit on then sprint. or sandy sends his troops to chase your ass down.

Is turbo to cool for school? and Utah County? turbo needs to man up and get a mtn bike.

If you won 20 million, what would you do? get a big tour bus pimp it out like pimp my ride get 20 pals and do the road trip race tour. all expenses paid by sly. let the party roll non stop.

P.S. I want to know more about this mysterious women, I think she's (park city road guy Gardy's old flame, Kristin? I want to go dancing with her, can you hook it up. ya i can hook it up. thats gardies old gf, sandys and heinrichs. have fun, she is a fire cracker. you guys could ride 5 hrs together since shes a roadie. gardie told me she is a fun, nice girl, they are friends and she didnt go out with sandy or heinrich.
sorry for the confusion.

4 comments:

Forrest said...

best interview yet

Anonymous said...

I have to say that Chucky Gibson looks exactly like Jude Law. I watched a movie with him in it last night and could'nt help but think it was Chucky!

Anonymous said...

Chuck chuck bo-buck banana nana fana fo...
Yeah, he is pretty much the man.
And I do need to man up.
RB

Anonymous said...

And chicks dig him like Jude Law too.
RB