Wednesday, April 26, 2006

why not, everyone else is doing it

enough of reading everyones blogs, heres some crap i do every day. mostly boring but hey the blogs i read are pretty boring. some guys dont even update them but once a week. like art or todd w. kyle g is pretty good at it, and bart the beagle. maybe i can out do all of them. we'll see.
zepp started calling me the god father a few years ago, i think its a good title. the god father is making a come back to xc racing, so watch out. im sure i can win some local races in expert. then move up to semi pro in july for the deer valley norba. and kick some ass later in the fall at wheeler farm. hopefully all goes well.

i rode about 2 hrs today, down to revolution, saw chan and ryan gave me a smashed rat. happe was naked. yaaaa good times in the shop.

then i went up to canyon at millcreek had to pay hanseen some skrilla. i dont remember 4500 south at wasatch being so steep. ouch, good thing i have an xt 34 cog on my road bike. it comes in handy for a fat old guy.

rode back down to the office and fell asleep on the couch, i thought maybe i would ride home but it didnt happen. i went to the movies instead. saw american dreamz, that movie sux. but i still think you should go see it. bart and rosie would like it, since its about their favorite show on tv.

last weekend bucky the wonderpony went with me to san fran. we hit the local swap and dropped 6 g's on some cheap goods to sell online. it was kind of lame so im driving back to the south bay swap on sunday. maybe i'll go alone, that nevada drive sux. plus the sierras are burried in snow so you got I80 or bakersfield. hmmmm those routes are boring me. maybe i'll fly.
probably not.


i think my 06 debut will be at hammer at the hollow or decker dash at thanksgiving point. i need a flat course since my climbing weight is not the likes of jones or the beagle.

170 lbs isnt what you call climbing form, but it should be 150 in 4 weeks. keep hammering and it will be there soon.

boris the crazy russian called me last night, he wants me to host his race tv show on the pc channel. hmmm, i wouldnt say im ryan seacrest but it might be fun.

what i try to do everyday.
text message everyone on my phone 4 or 5 times a day with random stupid yo momma jokes
ride 2-3 hrs,
eat some oranges
go to one world cafe
sell $2000 of junk online
sleep 9 hrs , thats hard with barts baby upstairs and mice in the ceiling running around all night
ship 70 items that i sold
get some clothing for rosie to post
make sure and drink 3 liters of water
all that keeps me going 23.5 hrs. then i like to watch the history channel or viva la bam.

yaa good times.

just so you know.
the slyfox comeback is based on health improvements from finding out and getting rid of tapeworms in my intestines last febuary. for the last 2 years i have read and studied about my symptoms of health deterioration? talked to so called experts, spent alot of money on standard and holistic remedies or lack there of.
i think ive got it figured out and lost about 40 lbs so far. 20 go and there should be a new world champion.

also reading the natural cures.com website. it has natural cures for every common disease most people get.
and you can fix it yourself for pennies from your local health food store.

eat organic
no drugs, this means tylenol or cold medicines
drink water like a gallon a day
dont go to mcdonalds
eat alkaline forming foods. not acid forming.

disease cannot develop in an alkaline body. only acid.

enough of doctor fox, read the naturalcures.com website.

steve z used to live here but he got sick of it and moved to boulder.
he emails me some funny links sometimes.

check it out
http://pazeme.lv/hilarious/

also heres a link to a movie about the state of this screwed up country

http://www.mercola.com/townofallopath/townofallopath.htm

This is from Joe Mercola’s website. Ever since he put it up, he has had problems with “someone” "the freaking loser government" jamming his website. Spread the film around by emailing the link to your friends, not by attempting to use the path at the end of the email.

my camera is at the office, i'll post some pics tomorrow of bucky sleeping. word up

dont get hit by a bus

yo momma is so fat she sweats butter, and syrup. then got a full time job at dennys wiping pancakes across her fore head.

yaaaaaaa

8 comments:

Dale Majors said...

Pretty nice Fox, I would watch every episode of your show... I just learned about this 90 minute sleep cycle thing, I am going to try it out, seems like a good idea. The idea is that you sleep in 90 min. intervals, lie 90 minutes, 3 hours, 4.5 hours and so on. That is the education for the day, see ya tomorrow.

primetime formerly known as slyfox said...

let me know how it goes

climber said...

Yeah! Come back of the Slyfox on the XC scene, I'll be in Utah in Aug. to check it out. cant wait.

Bart G said...

yea dog

Racer Jared said...

sure thing sly, keep it rollin

Anonymous said...

Sly, it's good to see you on the blog.. thanks for the shout-out link and keep up the posting..

GB said...

snap dog !

Dale Majors said...

Nice trip Cris, 19 years in shorts is probably some sort of record. I will look into it someday when I get a sec.... That fat lady with half of an outfit scares me.