these california roadies kill me

its a nice day in cali, about 80 and sunny. there are tons of roadies all over. they wear jackets and long tights. what the? its not even windy. i sell lots of clothing, guess where all the wind proof tights and cold weather clothing goes to? cali and florida. no joke these people are the biggest wusses around. kwait was in town last week, it was like 60 in slc, hes out road riding with slowran and hes crying about how cold it is.
i drove 9 hrs to san fran i was here about 3 hrs spent 6 grand now im driving back. thats a new record. hope i dont get a ticket, this astro van hauls ass. it goes 130mph and gets 80mpg. yaaaa


bart says hey sly where you been all weekend, im like oh, i was out in the puckerbrush.







yo momma is so skinny she ate a peanut m&m and now she looks 6 months pregnant.

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