Saturday, November 29, 2008

i did it all for the mini horse

over at wheeler there were the races going on today, i lined up for the cash and got paid a hundo from chippo.

then we threw it back to the crowd.

video??? waiting .........

everyone passed me even the girls., but it was worth if for mini.

then we had to refuel

Thursday, November 27, 2008

bung hole

for alison

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

blog post #1300----- tomorrow we have pie

yes i have posted a lot on this site. hope you didnt die of boredom.

tomorrow i will stuffing this in my pie hole

and watching NFL.

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

ever heard of glutatione

i didnt think so

its tuesday night, i have nothing so i give you this

it has nothing to do with glutatione, so dont try to figure it out.

i dont think there is bad economy and every time i hear it on the news (like every freaking 2 mins) i want to smash it with a baseball bat.
some rich dude in LA threw down 6 large on burks USED prince road bike. paaaleeeeeez.
ok, its nice but seriously.

people are buying tons of stuff, i dont care where you live. i cant keep up. non stop shipping all day long.

bikes, clothes, parts, whatever.

i must be catering to the rich.

not many brothas in detroit into biking and 200 dollar windproof jackets i guess.

we'll be at wheeler with cash saturday.
early races only!!!!!!
its only 5 miles from the house. thats nice.

you know sometimes when you do laundry and you find money in your washer or wadded up in your pockets all krinkly,... well today

i found $835 bucks in my messenger bag secret pocket. its been there for 2 weeks and i didnt know it. not 8 bucks 35 cents. 800 bucks thirty five bucks. ya thats rad, but i dont know where it came from.

i wasnt missing it either so go figure. i was supposed to spend that in tucson, or denver. i dont know which or how long its been there, but i ran out of money at the race last week and had this bag with me and could have thrown down.

i'll save it for saturday. its $$$$50 gee dubs and 400 in jacksons, and a few benjamins.


Sunday, November 23, 2008

rico does the double cx throw down

we watched team rico pull some watts and tactics in the 1 speed race of over 30 guys to do a state champ salute.

then he lined up 10 mins later with his 9 speed bike and watched guys crash, flat and blow up by the way side as kreig laid down the watts and the 2 took off into the 50 degree dust.

only 10 feet behind the idaho resident rico claims the 2nd title of the day. but you wont know it lookin at this

humble is an understatement, some times when you throw down you have to say, ya i kicked some ass today.

some how atrain barely beat chippo.
must be the bad back.

**sunday update**
team manager chippo ordered atrain to "stand down" and wait, having crew relay the message and some personal yelling across the field to drag his sorry ass to the line.
chippo was in the pain cave and needed the train to draft the final 2 laps in a desperate attempt to hold off jon iltis

its december next week and we can wear shorts and not get cold.
those mtn should be deep with pow.
meanwhile... the beagle tears it up on the east coast.
you wouldnt know that either since nobody blogs any more. i think it was a sprint finish.
pro racers that dont blog are letting down their local fans.
once a week paragraphs of how boring their lives are... well, are weak. step up the live action travels. the lamen weekend warriors want to vicariously live through your blogs.
i wont mention any names
alex g
dr x
bobby flay

Friday, November 21, 2008

grid lock

i passed about 500 cars on 7th east in a 3 mile stretch. to that i say haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaa

heres a video with bike porn, ya the dudes are naked so if you dont want to see some shrinkage dont open it

are times tough?

i think the fear mongering news casts and morons behind it are trying to scare everyone still. ok so probably some cant get car, home loans and financing for million dollar apartment complex contruction. but out in the real world like buying bikes and scooters people are throwing down no questions asked.

maybe i live in a place called wonderland, so tomorrow we're taking some frozen chickens to the poor people. if you want to bring me some to the race tomorrow i will take them for you. i hope they dont melt in the 60degree heat.

i have a free barbacoa coupon if anyone is hungry after the race. i got 25 points so they gave me a free burrito, (but they havnt made it yet) (just so you know)

im trying to help the poor, so any poor bike racers out there need a free lunch tomorrow just come talk to sly.

the times are tough for the CEO's of gm and chrysler. they flew to washington to beg for 25 billion in their private jets. when asked by congress if they would give that up for the loan none raised their hands.

these jack ass' make 20mill a year to run companys into the ground then beg for tax dollars so they can live large.

hmmm, maybe people dont like fixing their crap SUV's every 3 months with MOPAR parts and paying $40 grand for a tank that gets 12mph.
go figure it out while youre waiting in the welfare line in your private jet and 20mil salary.

the gas prices are not related to hurricanes, wars and what ever else they tell you. they raise the price when they want, in the summer, when people drive more. its supply and demand.
more demand, high prices.
lower demand, lower prices.
dont believe the news, they lie. they lie all day about everything and people think its real.

if you dont mind putting on your ski outfit to drive the scooter around town in the winter go ahead.

its $1.50 to fill it up now. that gets you 100mpg.

idiots of the week. CEO's of large companies living the high life on the back of the american blue collar worker.

Thursday, November 20, 2008

i was night riding before you were born

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

knock knock whos there

the jehovah witness' just dropped by the fox den, i told him to go watch the

he asked me if believe in evolution....

ya darwin has his shit together, and i like aliens too, and bigfoot.

nobody knows why bigfoot cant be locked down, its cuz they can energy transfer into balls of light and fly off.

Monday, November 17, 2008

vacation over

i need to come up with some cash for saturday, im giving out 5 bucks at a time x 40=$200

at the saturday state race in ogden for b and c groups. this means i have to get up early and it also means i need to go back to the desk job for a few days. i have about 500 jerseys and shorts, winter clothing for sale so if you need some sweet clothes check these out, then email me for the sly price

word is bart is out of town this weekend so we will have a new state champ.

vote and see who wins

Saturday, November 15, 2008

rethink the pink

old skool

phoenix 3pm MST

the gray wolf was in the house

hes that old dude that rides the shoot out every week.

his bike weighs 12 pounds and has 1/2" play in the rear wheel bearings, no front der and no rear brake.
but he rides gates pass in the big ring

he makes his own clothes decorates his carbon frame with glitter and scrap booking glue.

he was doing the maglia rosa years before the slc pink dude.

dont hate, appreciate

tuck-son, 6am

Friday, November 14, 2008

black hurricanes

Well, it appears our African-American friends have found yet something else to be pissed about. A black congresswoman (this would be Sheila Jackson Lee, ofHouston ), reportedly complained that the names of hurricanes are all Caucasian sounding names.

She would prefer some names that reflect African-American culture such as Chamiqua, Tanisha, Woeisha, Shaqueal, and Jamal. I am NOT making this up! She would also like the weather reports to be broadcast in 'language' that street people can understand because one of the problems that happened in New Orleans was,
that black people couldn't understand the seriousness of the situation, due to the racially biased language of the 20 weather report.

I guess if the weather person says that the winds are going to blow at 140+ MPH, that's too hard to understand
I can hear it now: A weatherman in New Orleans says...
Wazzup, mutha-fukkas! Heh r-I-cane Chamiqua be headin' fo yo ass like Leroy on a crotch rocket! Bitch be a category fo ! So, turn off dem chitlins, grab yo' chirren, leave yo crib, and head fo de nearest FEMA office fo yo FREE shit!

Thursday, November 13, 2008

throw a wrench in your plans

Ways to Shift Self-Sabotage

Very often we aren't aware of what we do (or don't do) that keeps our success from unfolding. Based on my work with hundreds of clients, I've noticed 3 common handicaps that hinder our dream come true:

1. Needing It

The energy of "need" holds up the show, so the best way to get what you want is to not need it. For real.

It's easier to release the need than you might think. Different things work for different folks, so experiment with how you best return to your "all is well now" easy, lighthearted mindset.

I remind myself "everything's working out perfectly" or refocus on what really matters: my dogs, my freedom to choose, this cup of ginger tea - whatever helps me disengage from the "grasping" vibration of need.

If I really think I NEED this person to approve of me, or NEED the money to pay that bill or NEED my loved one to be well, I rethink it. There's a different thought that feels better and helps me drop the "charge" that needy energy introduces. As long as I think I need something to happen in order to feel better, I hold the very thing I want at bay.

Feeling good now - rather than needing something else to get there - lets your desire manifest swiftly!

2. Big Deal Thinking

When you believe something is rare, improbable, or difficult, it can't be anything BUT that. Your thought MAKES it so. That thinking slows up the whole process!

Stop the self sabotage by remembering that everything's easy to the Universe. What's one person's big deal is another person's no problem. I can get a date on a dime, but relax in front of a big audience? Holy hannah. Good trick! As I think it's tricky, so it is.

To stop this sabotage, get someone in mind who thinks your manifestation is simple and start thinking like he or she does. Does Oprah worry about the next mortgage payment? I suspect not. Does Donald worry whether someone will like him? Think like someone who has mastered your manifestation. You can think like that, too! All it takes is practice.

3. Believing It Hasn't Happened

As you notice something isn't working or hasn't happened, you reinforce that reality. That's what you Don't Want. Don't go there.

Train yourself to a line of thinking that allows for possibility - that lets something happen!

In our session clients get to point out once what's real. After that, if it isn't what they want, they get redirected -because our words are that important! I can't say one thing and expect another to happen. It just doesn't work that way!

You've got to stop noticing what is and start imagining or looking for what you want. Yes, that requires a skillful detachment from reality. That's where your power lies. Use it! (It's way more fun than sticking to reality, anyway.)

This article gives you a prime opportunity to practice the shift. Once you recognize a habit that isn't serving you, stop focusing on that negative and intend it's changing already. Start seeing where you DO have a light and easy attitude about a desire; congratulate yourself when you're naturally spending time with the vision rather than what's "real."

This whole deliberate creation thing is way easier than it's sometimes made out to be!

i didnt write this is copied from an email from

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

gettin bored,... bla bla bla

we saw this anarexic naked chick on the public beach but when i asked to take her profile shot i got yelled at

bridges bikes and beaches. time to go, im outta here. the weather channel says its warmer in tucson so were goin down there thursday but this time im bringin my new road bike

but the dinner tonight was darn good

Monday, November 10, 2008

tea bags on top tubes

the funniest blog i have ever seen, but its kinda like porno so if you dont like seeing dudes balls on bikes dont open it

yaaaaaaaaaaa big ass truck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

probably the thing i hate the most is big ass trucks, and the red necks that buy them, then hop them up, then drive around town thinking they are such bad ass' when really they are biggest losers around.

here , there, everywhere. in salt lake, on I-15, big ass trucks hauling ass down the freeway black smoking everyone with big ass mud tires and lift kits.

these guys have serious problems but thats not for me to say, knowing my own mega list of short comings.

anyway i hate big ass trucks on roads, with mud tires and such. heres a vid this fool in key west where is he supposed to drive this ?? on the beach?? whatever, its never seen a day off road.

the money tree

we went to big willys for lunch, they like to deface money down here and staple it to the ceiling and walls. those are all real dollars.

so i pitched in a few bucks, cuz thats what i do.

just waste money most the time.

you see, i get money, then i spend it or give it away so then i run out and have to go get more.
its kind of been wearing on me lately.
if i could hang on to it and not spend it so fast i might be a millionaire.
but then i think, what good is all this money going to do you if you die tomorrow.
so i just keep spending it and giving it away.
its called the money tree, so i just keep going back to pick it and it keeps growing.
i hope one day the tree doesnt die cuz i have a bad habit of spending i need to fix. good thing i have a wad to blow next weekend.

the money tree

tim was here

so was ali g

here is some truth for you

this tool is standing on the street corner in down town key west.

now i dont condone this sign but i had to show you how stupid this guy is.

last week i sent some offensive text messages to some of my friends about obama, some said they were racist comments. i thought they were funny tongue in cheek type jokes but other thought the opposite, and to them i have to apologize because im not racist and im about most open person around when it comes to things like that. i thought there were the funniest things in awhile.

but anyway this jackass, what the hell? seriously, i dont really play politics because the system is so flawed, what they were offering out of 2 deadbeats obama was the better pick,,,...... but seriously heres how i see it.

pick a president, heres cowshit and cowshit in mud laced with worms, take your pick. ummmmm

i guess i'll take the cowshit..

now offer up some good choices and i might pick one. but both of the candidates have pos and negs, one isnt terribly better than another but i dont want some senior citizen running things, i dont want more bush and i dont want a 100 year war.

i dont like bigggggger government and i dont want socialism.

so i guess the better is the latter.

im not racist, i think hope and making history and breaking down barriers is all good and fun but you have to realize he made some pretty big promises and these guys do is lie to get their foot in the door then just see how much work it is and say fuck it im in so who cares.

well see but theres my story.

i dont hate obama and i dont think god does either but that guy holding the sign is a freaking idiot

Sunday, November 09, 2008

alligator alley to fat deer key

alligator alley

fat deer key to key west

tearin it up in the swamps

miami beach

she hates the beach

Saturday, November 08, 2008

rippin trail

i need to get a winter house down here.

3 or 4 months a year nov to march, that would be sweet.

its 80 and sunny everyday, better than arizona and cali.

my tan is lookin sweet

Friday, November 07, 2008

protect the oats

im trying new angles

help a kid out

xmas in nov. but no snow.

protect the oats

white sand beaches, 75 with sun. next week i'll wish i hadnt left.

that hair is gettin as bad as mine.

we went to cape canaveral beach, then coco beach pier.

to melbourne and back to kissimmee.

last day tomorrow here in the orange belt then sunday its aligator alley to south beach to key west till weds.

im still tryin to work on my tan.

next friday we'll drive down to tucson for the weekend. hope its still warm down there.

Thursday, November 06, 2008

roller coasters in gator central

from this

to this

and this

here in the sunny south

its that one guy who turns into fire and flies, i didnt see him do any of that

sometimes i wonder

Tuesday, November 04, 2008


im going to work on my tan,
pics to follow

enjoy the snow.

i was supposed to give up on politics. i'll stick to picking local mtn bike race winners.

hope osama, i mean obama can walk the talk.

ag and bg with a 45 min warm down saturday before the snow flies nov 1st 75 degrees in magna yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!

Monday, November 03, 2008

north american union is canada USA and mexico all in 1 amero new money!!!! yaaaaaa!!!!!!

if you have not been paying attention to my posts then you missed out on the NAU. north american union, this is the the conglomoration? of canada USA and mexico into one union using a new money called AMERO.

the peso and dollar are going to be phased out. i dont know when but in the next 4 years probably.

whoever wins this (steals) tomorrows election. will start, or i should say continue what already has begun.

why do you think they dont build a fence at the mexican border?

they dont give a damn,

they are going to open the gates so why build a fence to begin with.

if you dont pay attention to me or any of the buried news stories, read if for yourself go study and learn whats on the WWW. its the last free news source and what you see on TV is BS and lies anyway bought and paid for by the powers that be.

they wont tell you the truth then just put a bunch of BS on there and thats that.

or go to and find many videos on amero and North american union

i wrote this story today because my blogflux has been going off lately with tons of google hits from stories i posted last summer about this.

seems everyone on the web is googling amero or NAU and its drawing it to my old posts.

so go learn and get your head out of the sand

Sunday, November 02, 2008

a little bit of drizzle fo shizzle

steve pumpkin gloves wasmund

i gave out all the cash yesterday so i all i had left was 23 bucks and some reeses peanut butter cups.
we even gave out quarters and pennies yesterday too. turbo was the main money grabber.

i wont be at the next 2 weeks of races, i have to work on my tan (going to key west in 2 days)

and in 2 weeks im going to tucson. so rip it up, cuz when i get back its time to pay the piper and throw down some hundos

dr x





red riding hood










2 ali

3 reed

4 team rico

5 cant remember, i have ADD

alex g broke down with 2 to go, had 4/5th locked.

it rained, and it was cold. they rode in mud