bounce wit me

ali g goes down

bjorn selander wins in a sprint, come from behind last lap catch and pass.

bz at the beach, bobby in moab, sly freezin ass off in corn field

im not racing here, i dont know why im here. i have so much to do, people and stuff at home its kind of crazy why im here. im walkin around in shorts, dont have any motivation to go ride in snow mud or cold air here. i watch and wait, i sat in the van for 2 days gettin here. now i want to get to the beach, with my fave friend. ??? she wants to go to st. lucia. where is that? its in the caribean somewhere

mysteries....

bz found a dead box jelly fish,

he is in florida. its 83 degrees. its goin to be 20 here tomorrow. i want to ride in warm weather and im in this deep freeze watching all these skinny bikers freeze and get muddy.



i have to stop in vail monday and pick up 100 pairs of sidis. i dont have room for all those boxes.



i got this from pic from a girl, i cant say who cuz she will kick my ass.
it reminded me that bz is workin on his tan. where i should be, not freezin my ass off watching guys get muddy.

yaaaaaaaa!

masters women raced today then we went to cabellas

i found the real tommy boy, me and him are workin on who can get the biggest gut in the off season. i got him beat pretty good.



my latest female friends have said it, now i know its for real.

"how to score em"

prime time yaa

bart eats a salad as a main course





ali was hiding in the coat rack and scaring people who walked by

how to bag that monster ass












190,000 square feet of hunting happiness

it snowed in the corn field

i pulled up at the den and el gato with crew jumped me.

they marveled at my packing skills.

then they went to the bar.

yaa































tetris master sly. im a good packer, and you can leave it at that. i dont work at the fudge factory. but i can fit a square peg in a round hole. i have a witness.

mitchel has a 15 pound 60cm race machine and requested 1st class inside warm heating for the fresh dugast rubber and carbon rims. with foam padding and sheep skin blankets.

so did dr x. and atrain. more carbon rims. and ali wanted 1st class for the midget bikes.

i dont get how these guys will trash a 4000 dollar bike riding it in shit mud for 3 months and then worry about 10 hrs of road grime, if any.

spend hours spit shining these nice rides and mounting/glueing tires and come here, or anywhere and trash it to shit in 1 hr.????

insanity!!


rippin 90mph for 13 hrs. im cashed. i think i gained 10 pounds sitting that long.





































i was in some corn fields for way to long.

you are nowhere






























they pulled out the tractors at walmart
























i had to stop for a pic some time.











ali wants me to pick his ass up at the airport at 1am so im the nice guy. the guy who packed his bikes for him, and his big ass bag with studded tires and pedros pit kit, oh wait that was atrains.

kathys trainer, ali's extra wheels and oh ya atrain brought the car harts.

im a pro blogger so wait till tomorrows picture blog

nebraska

this place kicks so much ass, im moving here.

loads of flat fields and corn. yaaa kerkove knows whats up.

high wind warnings across the great state of wyoming. 10,000 semi trucks pulled over or blown over. blowing snow across the interstate and me going 90 into a cross wind with 7 bikes on the back. 8 inside and 10 sets of reynolds carbon wheels.

70 large worth of gear and if the five 0 wants to harass me im goin cannonball run style on his ass.

i got goods to deliver and theres no stoppin sly!!!

yaaaaaaa
rip the prarie.

my laptop battery is blown, so until tomorrow no pics no cops and 7 hrs across the grain belt.

rip it

entertainment

yes here is a good movie i like. i got the van packed with 15 bikes and gear. i'll take som pics. ali said its like tetris.

white line fever across part of the american heart land.

graphic pictures

this is graphic, 20" barriers. thats big





last month i kicked my table and broke my left toe.

last night i kicked the wall and broke my right toe.

in case youre wondering, its not cuz im mad. kicking stuff. its cuz i cant see at night and trip over all the bike parts on my floor.






check it out















dont make fun of my foot, i have a club foot.

yaaaa


i need kenny jones cane

ryan gave me these kevlar cables and 5 ti bolts for my scalpel.

that saved 135 more grams.
maybe i shouldnt have eatin that big ass burrito yesterday



ya kevlar der. cables. 7 grams each.

in the trenches

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a message from chippo.

"you didnt tell them i was waxin dave wood then my pedal fell off cuz you didnt tighten it, you borrowed my 1 speed and switched the pedals"

" i could have won and you would have been waxed"

"the watts never left, they are stronger, the giardia diet works", im takin climb-um jones name since he retired"

"climb-um ohran"

thats not a gap tooth

in the trenches,

im not talking about me, i mean these guys riding in slush, shit and power sapping mud for an hour.

sand bagger oleary won the last 10 B events. if you have time to talk and look at the camera youre not going hard enough.

i call myself a fair weather rider and i dont have a problem watching them suffer in cold muddy conditions like today.

this pic is self explanatory

the trail was bout 4" of shit, flat but in your 42x23 slogging. bikes heavy with...well, shit.

frozen feet and legs from the 32 degree temps and riding in slush for an hour.

looked like ali g was goin for the win. had a 35 sec lead with 3 laps to go. probably only 20 mins.

the beagle looked flat and didnt have any watts, he was in the pain cave.

i guess everyone was, but atrain, rico, reed, jon g and bart rolled through wheel to wheel.
3 laps to go the gap opens up

but then the beagle got sick of following and took off in search of victory.
everyone left at the race was screaming.

since this kind of action never takes place.

its never any drama. its plain attack at the gun and solo it in for the win.

makes for boring racing for the spectators.

so ali is cashed, hes sloggin, hatin it, layin it all out for the rare win. little by little second by second hes losing time to the beagle.

35 sec down to 20 in 1 lap.

next lap its down to 7 sec.

500meters at the barriers, bg goes for the pass and ali sees the W slip from his grip.
i feel bad for socks, but when you got a beagle down you need to kick him a few more times.
atrain goes from 3rd with 1k to go to last, face first into the barriers and gets this goose egg on the shin.

shifters broken, seat twisted 90 degrees the wrong way and 1000 meters of mud between him and the line, he runs... then walks. gifted by rico last week. now its his turn to give up 3rd.

now its team rico takin jon g for the sprint to the line for 3rd. all those rmr's have to pay off some time and it looked easy takin the short 300 foot sprint from the tiny 130 pounder from heber.

i know a lot of people left early. i would have, it was cold everyone was wet and muddy. some people didnt even come cuz the weather was so bad.

but you all missed the best race i have seen around here in probably 49 years.

these guys in the trenches suffering, puttin in the hours, week after week. when you see them in the summer makin it look easy its cuz these times in the pain cave are what make those days seem easy and effortless.

not many see the time, dedication and committment needed for races this hard.