stop smoking those dam cigarettes

me and aunt jehmima? broke up over the weekend. she says im not emotional enough. oh here it goes again. i've heard it from all the other girls.

but this has a new twist, a lack of communication. ya i forgot to communicate to her i was seeing someone else.

oh snap.

and stop smoking those dam cigarettes.


fox where you been all day?

i was at the dam bike shop.

oh, ok.


random, curious and useless facts, opinions and numbers.

miles driven in the last 33 hrs. 1600
hrs driven 21
hrs slept 5
gas dollars $250
gas in cali $3.45

more facts and slyfox trivia.
living in a glass house since april 2006.

i take a shower every 5th day. i watch nba and nfl, i bet norm bryner$5000, last year that in 3 months i would smoke is 120 lb ass in the snowbird hillclimb, there is a god and its not me, i was once taken to jail in salt lake city for riding my bicycle on the sidewalk downtown at 50s. main, i have never tasted coffee, or beer, or alcohol or taken any drugs, i had a small cavity filled last month with no pain killers, i am not LDS, in february of this year i didnt eat any food for 23 days straight. i have been to 42 of the 50 states, airports dont count, i once had a girlfriend for 4 years, in the last 11 years i have probably lost over 25 grand betting in nevada, i was a bike messenger in seattle for 2 years, i like riding in heavy traffic, in march of 2003 i weighed 145 pounds, in feb of 2006 i weighed 210 pounds, in the last 12 months i have owned 4 different vans and wrecked 2 of them on I-80. i first met bart and jones in 1989 at the sundance races. i have jumped out a plane, once my heart rate was 32 bpm, i got my first drivers license at the age of 26, i did the snowbird hillclimb one year in 45mins flat, i believe aliens are living among us, the bush administration is a complete joke, i broke my collarbone twice in same place, i went to a britney spears concert with bart g, belching in public is not rude is encouraged, i climbed dry creek canyon in 8 mins, when i was 12 i lived in west jordan, on sesame street, about 2900 w. 5800 s. if you dont believe me, i moved out of st. george on my own and up here to the big city when i was 17. the FDA is poisoning the public with toxic food (refined sugar, high fructose corn syrup, food coloring, chemicals etc) and drugs on purpose to make you sick. i have worn shorts every day for the last 19 years straight.


put that in your pipe and smoke it.