50 smoking drunk track bike riders = 1 vegas alley cat

every time i see these guys i have to shake my head. i dont get these track bike smoker bum looking drunks. i dont want to sound harsh but god they are ugly and stupid. especially the girls, i thought i was dirty but i guess im pretty metro compared to them.



this vegas alley cat was ok,it was put on by some guys from brooklyn and its like a scavenger hunt mixed in with lots of traffic riding and pissing off the strip walker, aka the tourists. i made a lot of people upset.

i got lost a lot and had to run 12 mins down the strip in my road shoes as part of the contest. collect a hoard of photos from the luxor to fremont street north, pix of the new york, bellagio, treasure island, palms kona pool party, a lap dance on the strip by a hoe at the bus stop, buy a camera at the wallgreens, pic from a top the stratosphere which i didnt do, find racer on a cruiser and a pbr riding down the strip at about 8mph. yaaaa,
and a bunch of other gay stuff in between. about an hour later and many detours i won this goose chase. i guess its not fair to the fixies. i shred the scalpel on the strip. this one guy took out a honda and it ripped his front wheel off and pretzeled it. ya dont try to follow me on the strip on a fixie and run red lights. the dumb ass has no fucking brakes.

they are all drunk on pbr and smoking cigarettes. what the hell??
come on now, you cant hang and i have hand.

other than that i walked about 10 miles got about 400 posters and alot of stares for my hawaiian shorts/shirt and vans mix.

thanks to sager, gardie and dave z, i got this sweet pic but you have to wait till friday for it since im not the tecno geek blogger and cant load pix on the road. too bad for you.

i lost all my money so now they call me skinny pockets fox.

tomorrow i have to triple my poster load and then haul ass back to get gardie home by bed time.