Tuesday, October 23, 2007

conversations with francis

lets set the seen, scene, whatever, me driving, gardie reading a cycling news paper.

gardie: lets go to my house and get an apple

sly: ya

gardie: youre the best, man. i love you. seriously. i love you man.

sly: thanks, francis, if i was gay i would want you.

atrain calls: ya hoes. ya g-love, ya cash. ass woopins.

sly: hey gardie do you ever talk to people all day and never get anything done.

gardie: yes

sly: do you ever ride for 5 hours and not know what time it is or why you left:

gardie: yes

sly: do you ever wonder how jon g and atrain are matched evenly on the cross bikes, yet one is 7 feet and the other is 4 feet tall. one is 100 pounds and the other is 200 pounds

gardie: yes (reading)

sly: you rock man, seriously you are so A.D.D.

gardie: thank you

sly: do you ever stop at the gas station on a road trip and eat a box of twinkies?

gardie: yes

sly: no you dont, you are not even paying attention to what im saying.

gardie: yes i am (reading) thank you.



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6 comments:

B-Horn said...

Sly,

That is hillarious. You need a TV gig man! Then we can see you and Luscious Jackson in technicolor.

...and thanks man... thanks for just being you.

jsager said...

you missed the part where francis says:

Francis: You're the best, man! The Best! This is so great. You're awesome!
You: Thanks Francis
Francis:No, You're the BEST. I love you. I'm so glad we did this. You rock! You're the BEST. This is awesome. You're awesome. This is the best. yeah.

primetime formerly known as slyfox said...

ya he said that too.

Anonymous said...

where do you think up this stuff. funny

primetime formerly known as slyfox said...

these are true stories. i dont think them up. it happens daily. you just dont believe me.

JMount said...

Is Gardie always so over-the-top positive and encouraging? I came up to visit a month or two ago, it was great. Even though I suck on the bike compared to you all, he continued to encourage me.
Thanks Sly, enjoy Denver.