ali G is sellin his ego on egay

check it out, make a bid and you might be able to gain some self confidence with a bit of help from his ego.

i was told,

chippo is sick with giardia and cant make it to the race tomorrow.

hes in ICU, throwing up.

im not allowed to set up the course at wheeler, there are too many goat heads and the route i would pick has 50 million. as it sits a lot of people are flatting so they pick the roads with no thorns, and the grass up front is off limits.

jon bear will set up the freeway tomorrow.

bring the watts and slime tubes.