the fat lady that fell down

im not making this up or telling a story to make fun of the disabled. if thats what you call them. those people that are morbidly obese.


i was goin down 3900 south and right when i pass this 500 pound lady, shes in a motorized cart or some kind of electric vehicle.

on the side walk she hits a bump and endos over the front on to the grass, shes laying there on her padded stomach and cant get up.


it was weird timing to see it happen, right then.

you have to understand im not poking fun at this lady, im just tellin you what happened cuz its really crazy.

she was really big and was in a motorized cart, she may have been top heavy for the cart and it flipped like a bmx triple jumper.

it was wacked, she wasnt hurt, probably just shocked and felt helpless. i sent out some texts about this to some guys and the answers i got back were good.

from some saying "did you spit in her face and call her a fat hoe"

to "awesome"

to "did you help her"

to "ouch"

to "you 2 have something in common, you both cant get up"

to "did you get a date out of it"

for the answer to the last one, well ya,

she asked me out but i cant handle that much woman.

i wanted to take a pic but i thought that would be rude.