Monday, July 02, 2007

chinese pro mtn biker world cuppers are dopers


the title says it all.

i have been watching the pro world cup forever, the results, the pictures. its good stuff.
adam craigs 2 top tens, kabush in 3rd last week.
thats not what im talking about here.

its these chinese girls who 2 years ago come out of nowhere, race huffys in cotton gloves and baggy clothes. they show up at worlds and get in the top 10.

from nowhere.

my point is the world cup yesterday in canada from what i read is a true mtb course. none of this fire road crap fitness courses. like hard core technical ups and downs. they should all be like this.
it keeps the dopers at bay, just like it did for the chinese girls yesterday.

the olympics are next year and the chinese government is doped to the gills along with many other countries. but it kills me to see girls like georgia and kathy work their ass off, get in the top 5 or better and some government doping agency takes over and puts these no name chinese girls at the top of the game in no time at all.

the world cup course yesterday proves that they are not mtn bikers and all the dope in the world cant make you drive a bike.

im glad they got smoked and the true mtn bikers can claim victory

read it here

jingjing wang and ren changyuan are cheaters

24 comments:

StupidBike said...

Yeah, and they wear underwear under their shorts.

Forrest said...

I just never said it out loud. You are right, they are dopers.The Chinese has some fishy stuff thats going to go down at the Olympics. The Olympics in Bejing is similar to the 1936 Olympics in Berlin. Its all about an advertisment for their nation and all the dirty stuff that goes on is swept under the rug for that month. Olympics are now becoming as gay as the side show of professional cycling. Even how we pick our athletes has a lot to be desired. I loved how Steve Larsen was the fastest American on a mtn bike but wasnt our athlete at the games??? Cycling and Olympics are gay now.

Forrest said...

And check out the pic of Hermida on Velonews, look how low tire pressure the dude is running.
http://www.velonews.com/race/mtn/articles/12523.0.html

B-Horn said...

In agreement here, their sprinters came out of nowhere to contest our bro's recently. No way, the times improved way to fast for those posers, and look out at the Oly's.

The good news is, the chicks in the pic's are pretty cute... not like the East Germans in '72 who had full on ZZ-topness going...

primetime formerly known as slyfox said...

fly fishing is gay too
you and atrain, sandy, tbird and all you other homos need to get into golf or bowling.

Forrest said...

Bowling is fun, but I have never ever golfed, did I mention never ever?

Jeff Kerkove said...

not only do they dope....but they ride around the venue in formation like fighter jet. Pretty funny to see.

Piotrek said...

Bowling?! Even the name is gay. Might as well vacuum for entertainment.

Forrest said...

check it, maybe post it.
http://www.waftautah.com/new_page_2.htm

StupidBike said...

Steve Larsen, you think he wasn't a doper?

2 time NORBA Champ Disappears to do Triathlons, then comes back in 2006 and races, shit you not EXPERT in a local race, goes on the get killed at the Brian Head national as a pro, Doper.

As for the Chinese, I blame Mao. And they wear underwear under their shorts.

Forrest said...

There was a time I was placing in the Colorado Point Series as a pro now I cant win an expert race, you saying I doped Bob?

primetime formerly known as slyfox said...

ok this is getting good

StupidBike said...

Well I doped in the 80's but it was performance restricting substances, but seriously, The expert thing was a side note, more of a WTF? He never quit racing, just went to where the money was, which was smart, I am just saying, if he regularly beat or came close to Roland (got caught) and the admitted doper Chiotti, you got to wonder. Maybe he did, maybe he didn't. I do like the tires he designer though.

StupidBike said...

and puppies, i like puppies, plu why the hell do they wear underwear under their bike shorts?

Forrest said...

Bob, its all in good fun, I hope you realize that. Besides Sly is the king of trash talk, so why not "practice" here on his site.
What about Paul Wilerton. Dude lived in Summit County CO and Boulder. Won a ton of Colorado races and placed 6th at the Worlds in Vail that year. Never to be heard from again?? Wonder if he doped and then quit?

primetime formerly known as slyfox said...

yaa paul willerton is a doper too. everyone who was fast once doped except ned and tinker. yaa, im hopped up on caffeine all day im a doper. what about the stoners and drunks they are dopers.

StupidBike said...

Doper

Grizzly Adam said...

I wear underwear under my shorts.

StupidBike said...

ALIZ, it is your salt transfer mechanism isn't it.

primetime formerly known as slyfox said...

you are both dopers

Utah Mnt biker said...

Bob, your kind of obsessed with underwear and shorts should we be concerned?

Grizzly Adam said...

Nah, it's all about style. And extra padding.

:)

Anonymous said...

Remember those Chinese swimmers that got busted for steroids? Difference was they were so doped they had beards and clits the size of a small penis.

Anonymous said...

whats so wrong with dope? it really dosn't make me faster but, i feel faster. i love dope. I dont care to much for underwear or spandex so there.