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i cant remember this password, or how to change my picture. i cant remember much these days...

stand up and let your voice be heard

tecno blog

deep down in my heart .... i love you

you think you got problems?

i should start blogging again, got lazy i guess

slyfox and the idiot box

master of my domain. how low can you go

project haarp

the powers of the usa have the new death ray, this power beam causes hurricanes, earthquakes and is the ultimate weapon of mass destruction.

what else..

its march, im working on my 17.5 pound scalpel. just so i can look at it. i would not ride such a bike, ...gasp...

although it can handle the mtn at speed.

went to seattle and bought some bike stuff,

also stopped off at whistler and watched billy d shred the world.

sold mass quanities of clothes/coats/jerseys at the slc swap last weekend

heading to the beach in belize soon!

blogging is gay like rigid 29ers so dont check back soon!

the icy pig

i'll be driving south again this weekend so i wont be racing the cold pig.
i had to take a week off cuz i was so blown from riding 3 times a week. heres a kick ass tecno geetar mix

be sure to check out my slyfox fan page on face book,
its the best.

primetime blog about as good as alex g's which isnt sayin much

this blog is about as good as alex's
bart and ali, or chippo.

facebook is taking all my time.


heres my bike from today i shouldnt have went down cove wash.

im down in st george again. the barrel and rim runner was prime but the river was flowing down the wash and it sucked so i rode to the car wash.



i cant get my sram xx all jacked up this early in the year.



we were also down here last weekend. it was about 65 if i can recall. my memory is fading in my old age.

the week before that. it was the 9th we went to chicago and drove up to madison. thats always a good swap.
the week before that was new years and i guess you can see how that went,

made with real lightening

fast week picture blog

new years at palms- oakenfold with clint, kirsty and zack

jem saturday

kc's chicken

barrel thursday, burk, alex, gary, zack, brandon

st george sun

jan 3rd

i picked this up last week, then ripped it for a few days down south. its pretty much the best bike ever made. if you dont agree you have not tried it so dont argue.

28x42 rings with 10 speed 11-36t rear.

4" front and rear no pivot, stiff and light at 18 pounds.

suck on that. 29er and 1 gears are 90's tech.

that was the fastest week of my life

i guess i must of been having fun. rode down here last week, then went home, sat around and surfed the world wide web, had some sleep and im almost done interviewing my new personal chef/masseuse. i think she has potential.

me and brad took the weekly drive to dixie yesterday, i got in a good day with jen and shannon. its not very warm here but 45 and sunny is better than 25 and smoggy so i'll take it.

i've been doing 3 or 4 days on and 3 or 4 days off and it works great. i feel faster and when im completely rested its easy to bury the bone for 3 more days. totally cashed after 4 days then sleeping and eating.

in a month or so i should adjust this to 3 on 1 off 3 on, we'll take it day by day.

i dont have any problems with this so if you do you can suck it!

so blown you cant walk up 10 stairs

we got the training camp down in sg, 60 today, jersey and arm warmers, shorts. you get the picture. ok brandon here was over dressed. but hes like 5% fat. im packin blubber like an arctic seal so i dont need much winter gear.


i feel a bit better now, better than 5 hrs ago i was blown.

these 2.5 hr rides feel like 5 used to.
i'll probably feel better in a few months.
yesterday we rode on the virgin rim, today was west desert and tomorrow probly more out there. it looked like it was a bit muddy out around stucki a few days ago based on the mud tracks, but now its mostly dried out.


the condo down here is $8 each a night, so if any of you keep wondering how guys with no jobs get to ride all day, watch tv and face book. thats how. its not hard to figure out, the hard part is to find a condo for $25.


brad and brandon ride more hours than i do, like 5 each. i cant handle that. utah hill to mesquite, multiple laps around fun sections of green valley. if i go 3 i cant walk for an hour.


tiesto new years eve, thats goin to be kick ass. so warm it up with this.

heres some oppressive news from atrain

cats n stuff

Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis from Between Two Ferns

Big Cat Watching TV @ Yahoo! Video

can you imagine

ALTA MUST HAVE BEEN A BAD GIRL, CUZ SHE GOT SPANKED!

the smell in the car with arts ass and i didnt have a shower for 8 days.

just imagine.
it wasnt pretty, and dont forget the burlap.

once i got my hands on the wheel it was white line fever. murdered that boise to hog town.

im going to st george thursday, time to rip trail. im over this winter thing.

the races are over

cyclocross registration

customer service in bend

for a sweet video of this ice corner check out atrains churchofthebigring

here are some pics from today, it was awesome standing there in the cold all day!!

watching bike races is hard and tiring.

this is my burden

heres a sweet deal on some cross bikes and gear.

driving to the mid northwest

my predictions are kind of shoe ins and easy.

compton, what fool wouldnt pick her?

todd wells. is another easy pick.
he won barely against j pow last week, but hasnt been racing much this cx season.

its going to be snowy, icy, muddy and slick as .....

these conditions fit him well, and hes going fast so thats how i see it.

ali g, masters. another easy pick.
hes a favorite for the age grouper class, and i dont see how he can lose in slick muddy conditions such as these.

thats my 3 groups, so lets see the predictions come true, nostradamus style.

early in the morning im getting chauffeured to bend, the cyclocross nationals.

many from 801 will be lining up for an hour of pain.

i will be there in camo, with an air horn. giving prize money. livin large, you get the idea.

hopefully ali g can get the stars n bars. hes had an impressive run the last 2 months.
i wish luck to my friends team rico, atrain, dr x, dayna, kathy, krafty, jennie, ali g, the cottles, mitchel p. and im sure i left out a few, but thats all i know whos going.

i will be submitting a short report and race results for most of the races to mtbracenews.com with shannons help.

maybe i should have moved to st george

its like 15 this morning at 9am. i had to drive to cottonwood and it wasnt pretty out there.

winning big

last night at the tables i turned my usual losing luck into 4 hundos. 3 hrs on the 21 tables and some chicks from layton wanted to get on the cash zone. that was pretty funny.
"so what do you do?"

im a professional gambler/blogger and elite cyclist.

"oh wow, u ride motorcycles?"

no, were in town for the rodeo.

one of them claimed to be a single mom of 3 kids. yet shes layin down $5 bets like its easy street. ok its 5 bucks, i had to throw her a few green chips to make it interesting.

today i decided to eat a bit more and see what happens, turns out when you eat, you have energy. i made it 3 hrs in the west desert before i cracked like an 82nd street hooker.

i cant really remember peoples names, and i forget the simple things in life. like eating.

thats probably why my friends over the years keep seeing me make the same mistakes year after year...

its going to snow here tonight so i guess were going to san diego for a few days before bend.

clint and sohmy ate 3 dinners, killed a 12 pack and just went to del taco. its 12am.

holy shit they can put it down.

ya its good

the trails, dusty and rocky. my fave, i'll try to go big tomorrow for 4 hrs. well see how much energy i have left. today was like this.

the mind says you have a lot left, the body says ya 2 yrs ago maybe. take it easy.

dec 5th, yes its time to watch cable for 7 hrs.

i guess were going to vegas to win some money. this usually doesnt turn out well for me so i'll just stick to the one bet of 2 g's and lay down on red.

win or lose, i have to walk away. cuz i owe chippo 2 g's and he wont like me losing his money.

personal on the trail mechanic

tubes suck, i have used stans wheels for years, probably since 03 or something. whenever it came out. i cut my 300 gram 1.9" kozmik on a sharp rock and had to put in a tube. that tube lasted about an hour before i pinched it. fixie fixed it, he had a patch kit.

he rode his road bike with 1.3" tires, crazy he doesnt flat on that rocky bitch.

how ever 1min after we split i blew up the tube again, it was running low with 30 pounds and i had about a 45 min ride back to the house down a rocky wash. i tried to save the rim so i wouldnt have to trash the wheel during the last 4 or so miles.

we rode over to barrel and sidewinder, those are some sweet views. i used to live in ivins back in 1990 and there was nothing like this back then. too bad i drive down every week to get what i used to live so close to.

that was an easy 2.5 hrs, except for the last hour on a flat.

sidewinder trail