ok the mop is confused

first i guess you must know me, or my humor. i am making fun of this whole thing. there is no shop flunky, and i dont know how floyd ended up winning, or now under this mess. i dont know anything. i dont know if anyone is clean or what ever. i just like to make fun. maybe im jealous, ya probably.


i dont talk to him but i know he remembers the old days, last year at interbike he signed a poster and remembered my name. yee haw.

so he is a good guy i cant help myself to poke fun, but if you guys know the utah racing scene you know the fast guys and they are clean. they go to europe and get their ass' kicked.

anyway lets go back a few years. like 1992, the osguthorpe family. some may know jonny utah, he has an older brother jeff, he was the world junior champion in mtn bikes in 1992, lil jonny was aspiring to be like his older brother and raced forever in utah and around the usa until last year.

anyway the story goes we are at the national finals in michigan august 1992, jeff is supposed to win the junior race since he dominated all the other nationals that year. young jonny was like 13 and trying to keep up.

so jeff gets 2nd and we are all like wow some dude must be fast, and it was floyd racing in sweat pants. i didnt watch the race but i was there and heard all about it.


some crazy kid on a gt in long sweat pants, in august.

the other crazy story is, floyd now gets to race worlds, but doesnt go. i think he was sneaking to be at this race and his parents didnt know. now thats just what i heard and anyway jeff osguthorpe gets to go to worlds in quebec like a month later. jeff ends up winning worlds, i wonder if floyd went would he have raced in sweats? and would he have won, anyway eric jones went and was in 3rd until the last lap.

michael rassmussen passes jones and robs him of the bronze medal.
until this day jones takes out this pain on the local utah mtn bikers hammering them into the mtn side trail.

crazy

this mess should be cleared up in a few days and well see what happens.

this is what i do know.

i rode dry creek tonight. i ripped it up. i am rested, i am on fire. slowran is going to brian head. i am going to brian head in about 12 hours.

slow ran is going to be in the pain cave and i am going to win.

i rested for 2 days, now the ass whoopins are comin.

i dont mean to sound cocky but i cant help it, its a bike race and its fun to talk shit.

so if you hate me because of that you need to lighten up.

ass whoopins all the way around