friday fun day

this is what happens when you have goals.


ok usually i say mondays are better than fridays but today i went to a movie then to lagoon with some friends. mostly the kind that dont ride bikes. well some did but thats another story.

and the movie mike moores sicko, thats another story. that guy should be president. he tells it and people hate him for it.
hes the man and if you dont believe any of his movies you need to wake up.

so i never go to lagoon cuz i hate lines, hate waiting for anything, hate traffic, hate slow stupid people, hate walking, hate payin $40 to get in and wait in lines, again, yes,
and then pay $5 to play stupid games that you never win the stuffed animal.

ya but i went any way last minute only for 4 hrs from 5 to 9pm. and i remember why i hate that place.

ok some of the rides are cool, if they offered a no wait in line pass for $300 i would buy it. just walk up to the front and flash the golden ticket and get on the ride that would kick ass.

30 min line waiting for a minute ride is really lame.

glad i only was there for 4 hrs and did 3 rides.

then i lost 100 bucks trying to win some stuffed animals for these kids i was with. that was a scam and saw it coming

the kid working the game tells me this

"you know i have never seen anyone knock these cups over"
"nobody ever wins this game, you have better luck over there"
ya scams, that game over there, the wack a mole game the moles dont even come out of the hole high enough to wack them.
nobody has more cat like skills than sly and these 10 year old kids whooped my ass.
scams. im stickin to the ps3.

ok thanks take my $10 bucks and you might as well kick me in the balls.
i think i would rather lose my 100 bucks at the black jack table in vegas. at least that game involves a bit of luck and some skill.
this is just plain high way robbery.

other than that the lagoon thing still reminds me of 1980, same dumb rides and hordes of fat people smoking with 10 kids running around dumping coke on each other. stuffing their faces with fries and corn dogs

sweet good times

but i do like fooling the guessing guy who thinks he can guess my age. everyone always misses my age, hell in vegas i cant walk in a casino for 2 mins before some pit boss cards me.
they say its something to greatful for, but it pisses me off.

i told the guy to guess high cuz i just clicked off another year. he studied my face harder than the rest and still was too low.

30, ya thanks but you lose too again mr. pro age guesser.

now give me my 10 cent stuffed animal i just paid you $3 for.

now its happy bday to adam lisonbee, same day bday. hope you made it another season and see you next summer.