welcome to the no post blog worse than atrain and bart g

we dont blog anymore so stop checking back. stop following me.

trainers in june

name the cat 1's that dont like riding in the rain and win a prize.

WWED?

this is my tabby moose, he likes to chill in boxes.

billy vs vince

respect the van

treasure island

bay bridge, treasure island, alcatraz.

San fran today. 65 and sunny.

thanks but no thanks

rumour has reported im behind the autobus, thanks but if you truly know me i would have claimed such spectacular wit and jokes for myself. why leave it to the anonymous?

i have endorsed the autobus, i know the author, he has told me to leave his identity hidden.

so i will continue to take the heat for you, in order for the jokes to be told and the ego's to be bruised.

you probably know the autobus, hes everywhere. hes fast, and hes for real.

he races fast at mtn bike, cross and road.

he has his own blog

he has funny jokes

and you probably have talked to him week after week and not even suspected him.

thats all the clues you will get from sly, as if i say much more the genius that is road geek may figure it out.


thanks again for considering me for the autobus anonymous author.

RIP oscar the cat 2008-june 2nd 2009

we picked him up at the pound last august. he wasnt around long, but while i sat in the office all day he would sleep in the cat tree and hang with me all day. we have 2 other cats so the house isnt empty, but its missing the young friendly energy today.

shauna lyns birthday is friday, im going to san fran for a short trip friday night, but i'll be back saturday night for the bon fire taco stand party in the back yard.

maybe we'll save another cat from death at the pound next week.

oscar the cat got real sick this week and after $400 in tests at the vet they said he had a genetic heart problem and he was anemic and was going to die in a few days. there was nothing anyone could have done, he just had a bad draw.

heres a video of moose and oscar.

today the jackass that lives behind me was shooting some other black cat with a bb gun. i just about jumped over and shot him. but i held back and just yelled swear words at the low life over the fence. ya he heard me.

have you seen her

she went on an early morning run, left hours ago. im hungry, need bacon....

citibank

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hard knock life

i dont praise half ass work, if you are ok with it, too bad.

its the attitude of like....this is all we got so we better put up with it or be thankful we have at least this. I WENT FROM LUKE WARM TO HOT.

thats a lifestyle i dont embrace. RAISE THE BAR!!!!!!!

im mad as hell

whats up with $50 entry fees, mud dirt crits at the intermountaincup.com top 3 pro payouts.

good for team mona vie, those guys get entry fees paid plus they are rich any way. tbird, bart and alex are loaded.

this is why road racing is gay DQ's at sugar house crit???????

i was at the sugar house crit today handing out money and the stupid bitch missy the "official" came and kicked me off the course saying hand ups are illegal and they DQ'ed 3 or 5 guys they saw taking "hand ups"

what fucking joke

I hate missy and her stupid fucking rule book.
and i dont even care if she reads this. im sending it to marek too.
USCF sucks balls.

god thats the stupidest thing i have ever heard of

and her attitude has to go, ban this witch off racing.. what a buzz kill
and this isnt the first time this witch has given me trouble shes yelling like a banshee at me at the hell of the north telling me not to drive on the dirt road.

what the fuck is up this girls ass????????

i hate her!!!!!!
im never doing a UCA or road race in this town ever again along as shes around. do you understand how stupid this is that they DQ riders for taking money

somebody fire this girl, she isnt doing racing any good and she deserves to be fired.

foxden week in review

tuesday was a moto session with darren lill and jeff louder, the lill engine that could says sitting 2nd wheel behind the man doesnt give much draft. considering i've been trying to pack it on to provide a bigger windscreen with my wide ass and overhanging belly. jeff says it gets easier every year but darren says hes putting out 120 more watts sitting 2nd wheel than 1st wheel.

these guys were out at saltair doing laps for an hour in the mega (not mega to j-lo) crosswinds 35mph sustained with 1min intervals at 43mph. see if you can hang, be glad they dont race locally. they would blow that shit up and make you want to quit racing since you just got dropped so hard.


wedsnesday was atrain wanted some pain up emigration.
the train wasnt rollin on the way up but he had a valiant effort to little mtn and about lost his lunch.
then we picked up rachel on the way down for some 45mph drafting sessions in the aero tuck positions. one trip up the canyon was enough for the old buck, dz does it 3 times in 19mins a peice. see if you can copy that. i dont think so.

thursday was a mellow day in the yard, i watched shauna lyn do all the tilling in the back yard and then she gave me a massage. friday we went to costco and loaded up on mexi cokes and hersheys syrup.i needed a new tv to watch the nba finals

the golden years

death hike 09

the past year has been a steady diet of mtn dew and couch time, if youve seen me lately im sure you wouldnt disagree. the pounds are piling up and i didnt imagine my golden years chasing the 120 pound shauna lyn up to snowy peaks for hrs on end.

i need some more couch time.

kday racing knows whats up

check more sickness here

thanks to kday racing for the update.

random

ppa is for real

we spent the day up in t town, the home of marty nothstein. track super hero.
the omish showed up and wanted to buy some bikes. that was a sight to see.


i didnt get a ticket but i saw these natzis walking around and i would not ever live here. this place is dirtier and more packed than nyc/san fran combined.
traffic jams are worse than nyc.

after you live in utah (the golden bubble) its bad to see such poverty and filth in the usa. ya there are worse places in the world but this is usa. philly is the bottom of the barrel.

ok that was a bit overkill but you get the idea.
people are moving out of town because of the organized gang and fraud called PPA, i wouldnt live here, but if you keep getting parking tickets and fines then dont own a car. people are too dependant on their beloved.


manyunk!!!!!!!!!!!!

jersey devil #2, ocean city NJ

new jersey devil in the swampy NJ pine barron forest

im going to go check this out tomorrow, so if you dont hear from me, you know where to look.

im always on the hunt for aliens and mythical beings.

obama manages burger king

slap chop remix

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get in my belly!!

carlin on religion, god loves you but he needs money.

everything and the kitchen sink

i put lots of free stuff on craigslist and the people come and pick it up.

free rusty tin shed, old moldy wet indian rug, chicken wire, wood, boards. all free. people want it all.

some homo wanted to fight me on the email about how im a "craigslist killer" because i scam people with free indian rugs, because i answer emails fast , and hes into internet crime and a red flag of fraud is fast email answering.

get a life buddy.

he didnt want to come get the rug, it was on the sidewalk, but some how he thought if he came to get it i would run out into the street and stab him with my steak knife.

wow, these freaks are for real.

heres a pic from last weekend in san fran, looking east down lombard street, over to coit tower.

once, long ago i could ride up that hill.

the japs were takin pics of me cuz i looked fast and strong.

$2 dollar hugs

alien bases on the dark side of the moon.

if the governments of the world let on the existence of aliens, all religion, your budda, jesus and krishna would collapse in the chaos of "NO GOD" people wouldnt know what to do if their god was an alien civilization and we were planted here as genetic experiments with cromagnon man/sasquatch dna with alien hybrid dna.

left 10's of thousands of years ago to inhabit and populate this planet.

think what would happen if the governments did acknowledge alien existance.

the social structure you know would collapse, the churchs and religious figures you worship would mean nothing, and the fear these churches sufficate you with would have no effect.

thats why they dont acknowledge alien existance. its all about money and power. every thing is about money and power.

yes there is "faith" but you dont need to go to a building with a steeple, pay money and worship false gods to get it.