activate the worm hole

some times i think it would be cool to have a time machine. then i could go into the future and check it out. then come back with predictions and kick ass at the sports club.

i have this sweet hoody i wear around mostly 24/7. its old and says fedex on it.

when im feelin important i go out in public with it. a girl i knew used to work there gave it to me since i would go every day and spend lots of money.

people ask me if i work for fedex and i say no.

then they look at me funny and walk off.