Sunday, December 23, 2007

the cops came last night








i was staying at this place in st george called the coronado inn, its on the blvd and it sucks.



dont ever go there, i got nothing against the indian/pakistanis, but whats the deal with them taking over every dive motel in arizona, texas, and southern utah. they stink up the place and run it into the ground all for the sake of passive income??


if youre going to own a business like a hotel chain then keep up the place and make it nice.


the sheets were so old you could see through them, the wifi didnt work and it wasnt clean, they dont speak english so every other word is "WHHHATT???" from me, like lil jon', what!, okay!,, yaaaaaaa!!





so im in the office complaining to the guy about the wifi and he tells me for 3 days, ok tomorrow i fix.

i say screw you and tomorrow, ok my friend i give you refund, ok i say. so then this old dude comes in and starts in on me about how americans are cheap and this customer walks in and i told him not to stay here and the old dude freaked out. so i called the po po and they came shakin their heads, lots of people complain about this place, they wouldnt give my money back so i went out in the drive way and told people not to stay here. the old pakistani dude came out and was trying to chase me off his drive way.

i decided to throw some rocks at the window and had to go cuz the po po was coming back, he called them again.

and i dont need to be locked up for xmas.

5 comments:

MK said...

you need to have a cam on your head at all times so you can capture and post this crazy shit that happens to you. take reality tv to the next level.

Anonymous said...

hey i would bail you out. not a problem

Bearonabike said...

If your still in town and not in Jail, we should meet up and ride Stucci or the poppy trail Monday. Leave a message on my blog or I will just call that fancy hotel your at.

RY-GAR said...

we stayed there last year around this time. They told us that there was no hot water but that they were going to install a new one later that day.

the place flat out sucks. It stinks, is noisy, and is pretty dirty.

the guys that run it definitely give you a "suck-it" type read.

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