cat like

ok so today i rode down the canyon, like 20 mins. i was rippin with this cross/tail wind. hitting some good green lights down 500 south, doin like 50mph. on the way downtown, i almost got killed seriously like 5 times. people are so god damn stupid it pisses me off. when will they learn to open their eyes get off the F*($#%^%#@^%#@ phones and drive half way normal. if wasnt for my cat like bike handling skills i would be smashed under some jackass' hummer..... FUH2. big ass F350 mega red neck trucks what a bunch of shit. i hate everyone. its my day off the training plan and im pissed im gonna go break some windows some where. oh ya i forgot to tell you. sunday in the crit me and ali were hammering in a break and some homeless moron stops in the middle of the road on his bike on the course and stands there while the cops are yelling at him to get his fat black ass off the road meanwhile we are hauling ass on to him we both laid down these 100 foot skids just so i wouldnt T bone the poor bastard. next thing i know the pack is 20 feet behind me. what a waste of effort. next time that happens im taking him out with a clothes line to the jugular.

if you can tell im all balled up over somethin, so dont mess with me i liable to throw down.