how to not get a ticket

over the past year i have been pulled over by the police about 3 or 5 times for stupid things like reckless driving, going 65 in a 35, running red lights and stop signs. you know, the usual law benders.

no not really but for things like parking in the wrong area by the meter maid and highway patrol for improper lane changes and gay crap like that. i am telling you this because i found out a way to not get a ticket and its worked 3 times in a row. you see the cops and law enforcement are ego maniacs and power hungry. so if you dont give them attitude and dont lie about the obvious, like what you were doing wrong then usually and for 3 times in a row for me they let me go with a warning. like last night i parked on 200 south main in a no parking zone it was 8pm and i thought i could get away with it for 5 mins. so i was wrong, the lady drives up and gives me a parking ticket. i go out and see her, not mad just saying oh i screwed up. she says didnt you see the signs? i said ya i did but i tried to get away with it. shocked she does a double take and says wow someone didnt try to lie there way out of it. im like, aaaaaaa ya i just messed up. so she says im gonna throw this ticket away because you are so honest. im just a little angel you know.


so next time you see the cops or some other jackass dont give them attitude and own why you are there. they might give you a warning because they like not to be lied to and have their ego stroked. even in small doses that doesnt seem like ass kissing.


prophet sly