i would have won if i pedaled faster

i dont mean me, of course, BYU, obviously.







doesnt it work that way? ya so i got a flat 3 mins into the race, but it really didnt matter i was like 10 mins off the win anyhow. so got a new wheel and rode around for 2 hrs trying to pass people. at least no girls passed me. then jones and bart lapped me. maybe i should go motor pace a UTA buss down state street, or snake says stop eating so much. ok snake, i'm cutting back to 1/2 a melon a day. solitude in 2 weeks, i better figure somethin out. ya now im bummed out and tryin to figure out what to do next. 20 or 30 hrs this week, whats for dinner or how much time i lost changin my wheel. i wonder how much longer it takes to get fast. the best thing of the day is ohran-o-kurov didnt race so he owes me 5 g's. ya kick it down. bart won in a last ditch drag race up the last climb and put a few seconds on jones for the win. dont count out the beagle, he will prove you wrong.

i wonder if bobby got bit by a great white in puget sound?