Friday, August 01, 2008

under the rolls of flab they found his wee wee

well they said it was a she,

i cant handle that much pussy.

its my 35 b day next weekend, like in 9 days.
so this one girl is taking me to
st. lucia, if you have never heard of it, check this map. its down by venezula the island chain north, between puerto rico, trinidad & tobago, grenada, martinque.
im into hurricanes and beaches lately.


I am Matt said...

Happy b-day in advance.

35 is a good round number(sarcasm for those literal people).

Ive enjoyed it.

Nerd On A Bike said...

At first I thought you were refering to the dude, not the cat.
We have plenty of statistics about the obesity rate in the country. I think they need to step it up and come out with statistics about what percentage of people haven't seen their genitals in the past year.