Wednesday, January 31, 2007

nba is on the spurs are in town

nothin like sitting around for 3 days watching nba and superbowl commentary shows. yaaa

oh ya, american idol is on.
time to go.

here is something for the train. read the top left corner of the page. ya its hard to stop a trane.
what the hell does that mean





ahh, clean air. well at least for a few more days. good air to race in.


well it snowed just in time for my return. im glad i missed the smog.
i was gone for about 2 weeks, while the haze and shit was socked in. now its time to ride the snow again. get my flow and pin it and the frozen hog, the cold pig. whatever you call it. i hope turbo comes and brings his bag of pain.
maybe sager will race, brandon, and the defending champ.
but i got some bones to pick with those guys and im on fire so bring it.










thats right, prime rib is back and ready to throw down.
classic desert racing. the icup is in 30 days. yes thats right. 30 days.

Tuesday, January 30, 2007

just for team rico

well since im retired, done training for the week and in the sun, chillin, maxin, relaxin. not much else to do than write lame blogs.


so here is one for team rico, since he lives in magna.






















"West Valley Barbie"

This pale model comes dressed in her own Wrangler jeans two sizes too small, a NASCAR t-shirt and tweety bird tattoo on her shoulder. She has a six-pack of Bud light and a Hank Williams Jr. CD set She can spit over 5 feet and kick mullet-haired Ken's butt when she is drunk. Purchase her pickup truck separately and get a confederate flag bumper sticker absolutely free.





















"Magna Barbie"

This tobacco-chewing, brassy-haired Barbie has a pair of her own high-heeled sandals with one broken heel from the time she chased beer-gutted Ken out of Rose Park Barbie's house. Her ensemble includes low-rise acid-washed jeans, fake fingernails, and a see-through halter-top. Also available with a mobile home

take your pick

Mattel recently announced the release of limited-edition Barbie Dolls for the Greater SLC market:



















"Park City Barbie"

She comes with an assortment of Kate Spade Handbags, a Lexus SUV, a long-haired foreign dog named Honey and a million dollar home. Available with or without tummy tuck and face lift. Workaholic Ken sold only in conjunction with the augmented version.






















"East Bench Barbie"

This yuppie Barbie comes with your choice of BMW convertible or Hummer H2. Included are her own Starbucks cup, credit card and country club membership. Also available for this set are Shallow Ken and Private School Skipper. You won't be able to afford any of them.





















"The Avenues Barbie"

This doll is made of actual tofu. She has long straight brown hair, arch-less feet, hairy armpits, no makeup and Birkenstocks with white socks. She prefers that you call her Willow. She does not want or need a Ken doll, but if you purchase two Avenues Barbies and the optional Subaru wagon, you get a rainbow flag bumper sticker for free.






















"Provo Barbie"

She's perfect in every way. We don't know where Ken is because he's always at church meetings.




















"Kearns Barbie"

This recently paroled Barbie comes with a 9mm handgun, a Ray Lewis knife,a Chevy with dark tinted windows, and a Meth Lab Kit. This model is only available after dark and must be paid for in cash (preferably small, untraceable bills) unless you are a cop, then we don't know what you are talking about.




















"Emigration Canyon Barbie"

This collagen injected, rhino plastic Barbie wears a leopard print outfit and drinks cosmopolitans while entertaining friends. Percocet prescription available as well as newly built high rise condo
"Rose Park Barbie"
This Barbie now comes with a stroller and 2 infant dolls. Optional accessories include a GED and bus pass. White boy Gangsta Ken and his 1979 Caddy were available, but are now very difficult to find since the addition of the infant.

Monday, January 29, 2007

south bound for the beach

















sager says hes going to san diego to ride with floyd. well i better do that as well. so today i drove down south for warmer weather and some R&R. chillin on the beach workin on my tan.
there wont be any riding for 3 days. im worn down and need to chill. so i get to stay with laini.
yaaaa
time to go to the movies and eat pizza.

another note, guthrie down town is closed. they sold the building and all the inventory is on the move.
but there still is the one at 800 east 2100 south shop.




Some things are hard to understand. Many people that know me don't get why I prefer to work at the bike shop for meager wages over the coffee shop for more than double the money. Or why I have four bikes worth more than a lot of cars and no car. I love bikes. The bike shop is home to my family. I would be there without pay, so any pay is a plus. My better friends -nearly all my friends- are from the bike shop. And this is not at any bike shop, this is Guthrie's downtown. I have worked at other shops, but none have equalled our shop. None have the talent or the heart. None had the enthusiasm or dedication. One man made this possible: Dave Saenz. He took what he was given and created greatness. He made Guthrie's special. There is a reason half the employees have degrees ranging from BS in biology to PhD in physiology-no other in the job ever can meet our needs like Guthrie's was somehow able to. I use to go into Guthrie's 10 years ago and drool over the Y-33, or over Krispy's Karpiel. That shop means more to me than my living grandpa. Today, the shop's floors were ripped out from under us. Like some sort of Black Ops mission, the owner came in and essentially laid off my boss. The man who had given Guthrie's the opportunity to be something special. He hinted that they might be a place for us at the other shop working for him.-Yeah, like I want to work for the man that showed absolutely no respect or loyalty to the man that had run his shop for the last 16 years.- No thanks Rich. He also had the place re-keyed and changed the alarm code. He didn't want to risk having an employee bleed him dry. Maybe, because of the man he is, he has to worry about his employees doing that (even then, I wouldn't imagine it happening)but I would bet everything I own that no matter how disgruntled some of us are, we would never do that. If for the lone reason that it would reflect back to Dave. To the owner we say, "Thanks for the confidence, we knew you cared about us, but this is really flattering."
cross season is over. jp 2nd at worlds. how the hell did that happen????
hmmmmmmmmmmm?????

Sunday, January 28, 2007

guns, triple AAA, trails and rednecks















only 2 flats, same guy same wheel.






bobby rippin the dh


















WELL WELL WELL

you know st george is filled with the best. red necks and gun shootin out on the green valley trail system. i almost got hit with shrapnel and ricochet bullets today. i told that fat hoe to get her 6 year old off the hill and she started chasing me down the trail with gun in hand.

time to go. then i roosted out to the bear claw poppy. its really nice weather i didnt see one biker out there all day. they must be at church. it was like 70 today.

yesterday i hooked it up with bobby and the sherwins, got in about 2.5 at jem, then i did some high speed trail shredding in green valley another 2.5 hrs today. its time to sleep, i need some time off so after tomorrow i might take 3 days off and watch tv.


oh ya this morning i was up at the mormon compound the rock cabin , its out in the middle of nowhere new harmony. chillin with his dogs. he went to new zealand for 2 months and i started my van and shut the door. they were still locked and the keys, well are in the van. so shit what do i do now?

the van is running, locked and i got no keys.
maybe should i smash the window? what a mess, the dogs just sit and stare at me as the wind blows up on the mesa.

i left that van running for an hour before the lock guy showed up from cedar.

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa















i think stormin normin rode from hurricane to mesquite and back, 7 hrs on the road.

sounds like hell.

Saturday, January 27, 2007

hit the trail


im out the door for 4.

Friday, January 26, 2007

master bates = blunt smoke out the nose

















these pics are for tmac, since we were chillin in vegas at the cement convention i checked out hoover dam. the dam tour.
they are building a concrete bridge over the canyon. its the 4th largest concrete bridge in the country. its a work in progress as you can see. not much of a span yet. but check it in a year. im sure it will be cool and cut the long wait down to nothing if you drive over the dam.









i got a call from the guys at wild rose, they are comin down and they are bringin the 1 speeds. yaaaaaaaa .
if you go to wild rose ask for jeff bates aka master bates, he can turn a mean wrench.

rippin some trail tomorrow, today i got in 4.5 hrs on the road. gunlock veyo enterprise. well almost up that high. we rode around with 20 guys from canyon plus normie. that means pain. ya everyone is quick and fast for 1.5 hrs then they are blown and thats when i make my move. i wonder if sager is coming down.

maybe we'll get in 5 more hrs tomorrow. i watch the weather and im glad im not at home that weather is depressing. its sunny and warm here, if you have not noticed.

the grand oral disseminator

Maxi Jazz: My name is Maxi Jazz and I ain't no joke
I'll make you choke on the mike when I go for broke
when I come into a jam I tear off my shirt
I have no knowledge of fear 'cause I'm here to do work

Watch me ride...

Take my words and the basstaste and then swallow me
You're chasing the devil 'cause you're level if you follow me
For quality, and I make no apology
For linking my thinking with computer technology.'

cause this is like a modern day hymn For the new church
I search for the truth
I got a hole in my tooth
I'm uncouth yes sir, I'm from a street university
Where we learn to earn even in times of adversity
And I would find the easy way out of a hard time
petty crime sometime But now I'm inclined to find
A fresh direction, Kiss me neck
Check out the funky section.'cause this is the part where I start to rip up words,
A comfort coming straight from my heart,I

'm not a mystic, My views are realistic, simplistic,

One special brew I get pissed quick
And get sick so I don't do it no more
I won't find peace of mind Rolling around on the floor
The point I want to make is
you can never escape from your fate The mistake is to take without giving
From within, You wanna know how I'm living,
I'm cool.. I'm looking after myself,
And I could never place wealth before my spirit,
I feel it's unhealthy
The devil creep around your soul stealthy, stealthy
Till ya get bold, rush the gold
And before ya much older,
Ya soul is sold, where's it gettin ya?
Competition starts swearing ya,
Golddiggers setting you up,
Soon be forgetting your existence?
Do ya need a for instance,

I hafta admire your persistence

In sticking to a game plan,
That brings ya pain man,
And at the end of the day nothing is gained. So listen to the voice within
I'll see ya later,

Pay heed to the Grand Oral Disseminator.

Quiet, still, you feel there's nothing going on
Until you realize the space behind your eyes
Is filling up with something like peace
As your thoughts cease and

Pleasure grows in your soul.
I ain't a Christian, sometimesI feel like dissing em, but listen
I'm just trying to tell ya what I knowIf you would once relax, chill to the max
These words on wax will cause sweet bells
To ring in your soul.
If I say God is alive I know you wanna know why
Babies die, food don't grow, why trains smash, planes crash

Situation mash and slam bam your fellow man
Money's in fashion, huh, it ain't rational,
Because damn it, he didn't just give us the planet
And its wealth, deep inside your soul he left a piece of himself

The lord is in here. His voice is small.

You keep lying and trying, Denying the call from inside You can't hide responsibility So decide from today just how it's going to be, Thou shalt have no other god but me,

He can set you free see,

But you have to listen,

And who's that false idol
I see you kissing?
Money, success and untold wealth, good health

And all you have to do is love yourself.

It's a fact you'll attract all the things that you lack,

So just chill

And get off the racetrack

And take a pace back, face facts,
It's your decision,
You don't need eyes to see,

You need vision,

Continue to view the lord as being separated And You're living a lie that's been perpetrated, For many centuries, I wanna mention these facts in my rap I don't sing. But I want to share the peace that they bring,

My name is G.O.D.
The Grand Oral Disseminator
by faithless

Thursday, January 25, 2007

faithless

Hey friend your misery bewilders me

How come you're never satisfied or gratified
Four walls n' a roof, electricity,
Stable mind, wife and child, Hot and cold water to run anytime.
But still you, whine.

I want more

A bum could rummage through ya bin

And live like a king
On just one crumb o'ya cake
N'ya say ya life needs fulfilling
Some would give anything to live like you
Shame your mind, don't shine

Like your possessions do.
Whining, complaining all the time,
Don't see no rain on you
What side your bread is buttered on
If only you knew

What d'ya mean

I want more

YepI was told as a child,
I wants never gets
Learned to count my blessings
Long before I saw an abacus

So what ya family don't speak
At least they're alive
Show me a man without guilt
Or a soul that ain't lied

You don't know what ya got
Open your eyes, look around
Really, hear me you,
Ain't got no reason to be down

What d'ya mean

I want more

Friend what is it that you seek
What is it that you try to find
Someday I hope you realized
It shined in you all the time.

Hills to climb, sights to see, seas to cross,
Friends to make, hands to shake, the world is yours,
Foods to taste, sounds to hear, love to feel,
Seeds to sow, things to know, fish to reel,
Space to quiz, stones to lift, life's a gift

What d'ya mean

I want more

Yep

What d'ya mean

I want more

Yep

4 hours on the road


















yesterday i rode around part of lake mead with tmac, i got in about 4 hrs and im cooked. thats 18 hrs in 6 days. just enough to make me tired and not over do it. so today im kickin it and watching tv. its about 95 degrees outside so its hard. pool side, playing keno and gettin skrilla.
last night i picked up $250 at the 21 table. so its been a good 2 days in clark county. tomorrow i'll be meeting up with swatch and claw so let the good times roll.




Wednesday, January 24, 2007

21- sun-fish-traffic-cement-riding-warm air












my favorite show is on here, the world series of black jack. they are filming it here. i need to get in on that action and just let it rip.

thats all down here in vegas. they have it all. the hilton is packed with cement people. i like riding down town in traffic. i rode around red rock for a few hours then ripped it up in the cars for an hour dicing with taxis and old slow pedestrians. its a good time. ohran says im livin high on the hog but thats the farthest thing from the truth. ya it sounds nice but its not the gravy train like you think. my mental state is more important than a daily grind. i cant take the dark cold gloomy weather. it makes me crazy. i have to get out in sunny warm weather. its not a matter of fun, vacation. its a matter of me going to the loony bin or doing something constructive. so here the thing, last week in madison i scored a big load of clothing. like almost 450 peices of nike bibs, tights, winter wind proof stuff. it just showed up.


i got the deal of the year on it and its going to be my cash cow for the next few months. so if you want to get some cheap nike bibs and stuff check it out over at dales. i sold it all to him. ebay accounts bikewagon and bicyclebarn.

i dont think it will be posted for a few more days so check it out.

you can only ride so many hours a day. then its up to the imagination to fill up the other 21 hrs.
i met up with brandon and bjorn from steins last night. there is also a ski show in town, they were high rollin on the craps tables. too bad they lost their ass.
now its time to ride around lake mead. its about 70 today so have fun in the ice box, or where ever you call home.



oh ya i saw this crash yesterday. pay attention or you will die.

Monday, January 22, 2007

it was like 60 today


well it said that on my car temp gauge, they call those things thermometers. so i rode some trails in shorts and 2 jerseys. since i was hauling so much ass i had to wear 2 for the dh, or i would get cold.
if you want to ride some where nice come down here. its great jan. weather, not far from the slc. the weather guy is always wrong. or maybe im in the hot part of town.

i tried to make another video today but its kind of hard holding the camera on the dh with rocks every where and trying to brake and not crash. so here you go. dont throw up with all the shaking.

i need to make a helmet cam or something. that would be rad.
ya i just said rad

then after the ride, which i made it about 3 hrs plus. i went to vegas. tmac is in sin city at the cement convention. looks cool, i want to go score some concrete.

i stopped at a casino and cashed in 400 bones. ya i won finally and left that shit hole. this town is built on my broken dreams. so i got a peice back.

mondays are better than fridays

im thinking about changin my name to 70 cent.
20 cent more than fitty.








last night the colts finally made it to the superbowl. that was a kick ass come back.
dont call it a come back i've been here for years. ya gardie owes me 500 bucks. too bad hes a die hard sox and pats fan. pay the piper, the tom brady story is over and its peyton time.

if you want to hear some kick ass music check this out. turn it up and let it get past the dj babble.
sandy should mix umpacast 8 with some fat beats like that.

last night i stayed in the sg area at a friends house. this is like the hood, meth central. at 3am the cops came next door and busted in some guys house screaming and took him down. thats good cuz they were up all night making noise. even after they got him, the others were up all night tweakin on toxic chemicals.

it was like that in tucson last nov when i stayed at tom bodets place, tweakers out in the parking lot at 4am in the cars. its pretty obvious to see they are on something. who the hell sits in 3 cars at 4am dancin around and looking back and forth like its some tecno dance party.
everyone is going to hell in hand basket.
got to get some eggs at the bear paw then im goin to rip some trail.

i wonder when climb-um will be here

Expand your known boundaries. Your heart, mind and spirit are so much bigger than you've given them credit for. Move beyond what you usually know and usually do. Your home base will be there when you return.

Sunday, January 21, 2007

video blogger


hi tec video blog, i dont think i know what im doing. it looks like a beginner. any how we did about 3 hrs. it was cold and windy. like pin it at 190 in a head wind goin 8mph. ya good times

tomorrow i will try to improve my on the bike filming tecnique. mtn trails with heavy 2.4" tires. time to rip it.













we were rippin about 60mph down snow canyon with a big tail wind.

check out the train, it got derailled.

oh ya i forgot to tell you to check out my new theme song over at slyspace.com. turn it up and crank that shit.

Saturday, January 20, 2007

santos horhay
















well im bit behind sked. by time you see this i will be speeding towards warmer weather. in the ice storm. hope i dont pull a sleevie and flip over. tomorrow, if i make it, will be nice with a bunch of guys in a pack. i will sit in the back and not pedal for 4 more hrs.

i got to ride with a bunch of fast guys today, so lets name drop. trek team nick and ross, bart, tommy S from austria and green lantern sager. he spent more time on the phone then he did in the big ring. check out the pics they are sweet.
3 hrs in a blizzard on snow packed trails in jeremy ranch and round valley. base miles for pros is AT training for me.



on another note i found some more good quotes. from someone else here in town. here are a few. i might write more tomorrow.
1. all upsets or problems start at the instant of self-betrayal. all upsets have a beginning, middle and end. all upsets end with the commitment to honor one's truth.
2. people always create just enough pain to finally make the choice. the choice they have been avoiding, that gets them back on track, and resolves the problem.
3. until you stop putting up with what you are currently putting up with, you cannot rise to higher ground, where what you truly want is waiting for you.
4. all problems are self created balls and chains designed to keep us from moving toward our dreams and our success.
5.the pinnacle of productivity is to never work; always play. this may take years to achieve, and happens by learning the disctinction between resist, succumb, and truly choosing. truly choosing transforms all activity from effort, struggle and burden, into effortleess, flow, and play.
good shit straight from the source.
if you can do that you will be anything you want to be.

i figured something out















the trail conditions all week have been perfect. you know its so cold there is no mud. and even the dirt is dry in some spots which is crazy. its hard packed from foot traffic and almost as fast as a normal summer day. the traction on the snow is the best ever. its just the temps. i like my trail conditions like my women. fast and hard.

i had some insight and clarity. im getting the hell out of this ice box. ya today, its about time. but first a snow ride up in pc in a few hours then im south bound.
i figured out i like this town in between april and nov. i know i should ski. i tried that a few years ago i picked it up fast. im no pro but i can get down the hill fast. just go straight and dont hit anyone.
black diamond groomers are my game. now the good part is i ride in snow instead. it feels natural like a mud race. slip slidin around but with no fear and not of control.

i guess i will ride with team old FFUKER tomorrow somewhere in the st. george area.

throw the hammer down on old man dirk and the train.
yesterday was like this. the pics dont do it justice, it was way worse than this shows. there is something obviously wrong with this air. its 2 times over the unhealthful limit for small particulates. but i insist on breathing it. it stings my throat. not like cold air at a high pace. you know what im sayin. JRA. just ridin along, even up on the foothills im still in shit. it goes up to over 7000 feet. so today in pc is the best thing to do.





maybe sager will bring the pain.




or yardman G.




i wish climb-um would start training, hes always a late bloomer.
Moving forward too fast is a dangerous thing, so beware. You wouldn't want to go so quickly that you miss out on a remarkable quiet moment. Today you will have to perform a delicate balance between pursuing your goals and standing still long enough to enjoy the fruit of your labors. Someone needs you to slow down a bit so you can answer some questions. There is no rush to the finish line -- life is a never-ending race, so pace yourself.

so the thing i figured out isnt to leave town. its something else, and its pretty good so i might tell you about it tomorrow.
right brain left brain and my ADD, ADHD, OCD, manic and bi polar disorders. ya i got them all. good times so lets pedal all day and put those good skills to use.

Friday, January 19, 2007

so i decided to read a book last week

by dave deida.
here are some headlines i like.

"you are always searching for your freedom. the essential masculine ecstasy is in the moment of release from constraint. this could occur when facing death and living through it. succeeding in (and thus being released from) your purpose, and in competition (which is ritual threat of death). (check out sager on the right, all gq and ready to throw down)

the masculine is always seeking release from constraint into freedom. the feminine often doesnt understand these masculine ways and needs"

own your darkest desires

if a man disowns his dark masculine desire for freedom, then he kinks the hose of his masculine force. his energy will not flow freely, and his attention will be bound by unfulfilled yearnings. most importantly, if his hose is kinked in this way, he weakens his masculine capacity to stand fearless in the death that is conscious life. he will not be able to face the unknown, the groundless ground of being, and still function from his heart in love.

she needs your consciousness to match her energy

a man must be able to meet his woman with the consciousness equivalent to her energy. the feminine destructress must be met by the masculine destroyer. the goddess of devotion must be met by the god of all pervading love. dark or light, a man cant be stuck in, or avoid, any areas of his masculine capacity or his woman will test him there. these areas of testing are usually first on the dark side. only after trust is established there, only when the dark feminine lover knows she will be met by the dark masculine lover, will testing proceed toward the light.

by dave deida.

live and learn. its a hard pill to swallow.

Thursday, January 18, 2007

missing in action part 1


i bet you all have been wondering what up with sly. well i have been MIA. not really anything funny to say for about a week. i went to chicago. then came back to this hazy shit air and 18 degrees. so i logged a bunch of hours in the snow and sub freezing temps. just like ET, but out in the shit. 39 hours to me getting the hell out of dodge. i cant take it anymore. and i did crack.
i cracked hard, blew my lid and its time to go.
first things i must say im outta the egay biz, they got me beat down and i cant take it anymore.
i sold all my stuff to a friend who will be selling it for me. now i dont have to think about it anymore. just collect the checks and ride. see how long that goes, hopefully until september.
so i ride and have a lot of free time to look at the wall and decide what to do, then when i decide i get to figure out why i did what i just did.
if you dont screw anything up you are not trying hard enough.
exciting in the fox den, but 39 more hours and im south bound for about 10 days. where ever the wind blows me, where ever its warm. i will be. logging hours. not sager type hours, that guy is crazy. i just like 3 hrs a day. thats all i need.
not like 5 hrs a day ET will shred. hope to hold his wheel one day at RMR.
so one more snow ride tomorrow and maybe up in round valley sat. i got to tend to some biz saturday so we'll see.
then im up for some white line fever.
frozen pig in 2 weeks, hope turbo brings his big bag of pain.

Tuesday, January 16, 2007

bike swap video

check out this video of the madison bike swap.

im going south its too cold here.

Monday, January 15, 2007

bikeswap mexican mountain jungle style (tancanhuitz)




i got these pics from my friend who went deep in the mexican jungle and found a bike swap.
there is a pic of the town sign, i dont know where the hell he went. like 30 hr drive south of tucson.
im goin to hit that swap up next year. it looks hot.

back in the big city

well i was in the windy city. it wasnt windy. its funny watching the nfl playoffs at the airport. ya when the home team is playing in that town and the home team almost blows it time and time again.

the collective energy at the airport was oooo's and ahhh's. fun to watch. boring for some.

on another note.

lean just beyond your edge.

"in any given moment, a mans growth is optimized if he leans just beyond his edge, his capacity, his fear. he should not be too lazy, happily stagnating in the zone of security and comfort. nor should he push far beyond his edge, stressing himself unnecessarily, unable to metabolize his experience. he should lean just slightly beyond the edge of fear and discomfort. constantly. in everything he does."

your excellent track record is meaningless to girls..

a mans track record means nothing to the feminine. you could be perfect for 10 years, but if hes an asshole for 30 seconds his girl acts like hes always been one. the feminine responds to the moment of energy, forgetting her guys history of past behavior. your past behavior is irrelevant to his girls feeling in the moment. but guys base much on another guys history of behavior, so they think their own track record should count for something. but to a woman, it doesn't.
dave deida

i think thats a pretty good quote.

Sunday, January 14, 2007

i think some people over train a lot like park city

like a guy im thinking of in park city, he rides a lot. like 5 hrs a day. rides a cannondale and a green kit.

ya that guy, over trained. i say this cuz i have not done much riding or any in 2 days, 3 after today and im beat down tired. time off, rest, recovery and such. i sleep and rest then get ready to shred tomorrow.

ya so go take a nap and eat some meat.

here is buckys new black list. dont be a fool and get on his bad side, he will black list your ass.

Saturday, January 13, 2007

laser cats

ya so if you didnt see this on snl check it out. its pretty funny

mad town











livin large in the 5 star hotel with cheese burgers and cokes in room service. yaaa
this is a college town. mad town. madison wisconsin. home of UW. the lakes are not even frozen. these are big ass lakes. last year it was frozen over and the weirdos go out on the ice sitting and hoping to stick a hog.



so now i spent all my money and get to watch nfl play offs. eagles are kicking ass. the bears are playing tomorrow. i should go scalp a ticket and stand in the snow for 5 hrs tomorrow.


i hope my plane doesnt get delayed and it doesnt crash into the rockies tomorrow night.

im going back to milwaukee. maybe i will pick up a hot hitch hiker chick and hope she doesnt rob my stash of parts.


Friday, January 12, 2007

i hate airports


















sick people every where and screaming babies on the plane. small cramped spaces over booked flights jam packed seats and fat sick people every where. im over it, then get me to chicago 90 mins late right in time for rush hour traffic. i just drove to madison from shitcago. its 120 miles and took me 2.5 hrs.

grid lock for 20 miles. ahh good times. im going to eat nachos across the street.

at least the plane didnt crash into a lake,
lake michigan.














ya i was wearing pants. its cold out. 1st time in 20 years.


i got 7 g's to spend. got to focus and get the goods.
6am tomorrow.

time to go

Thursday, January 11, 2007

53 days till warm sunny skies


















i hope it comes in march. this was today. snow riding and slush.
yaa fun. well im hittin chicago tomorrow. just in time for the deep winter freeze. but dont worry i will be back soon. temps in the next few days will top out at 20 and thats good for snow biking. by monday the trails should be packed with tracks and the temps will freeze the trail. ready for shredding.
cant wait.

i needed the 5" wide tires today.











i lasted about 90 mins before i froze and got sick of walking













it snowed about 6" up there today. too deep to ride uphill. granny ring dh skills. ya it was super sick fast today.
i bet sager wishes he was still at the beach.















ya i am lost, what the hell
i am looking forward to see turbo at the cold pig. that will be funny.