Tuesday, January 30, 2007

just for team rico

well since im retired, done training for the week and in the sun, chillin, maxin, relaxin. not much else to do than write lame blogs.

so here is one for team rico, since he lives in magna.

"West Valley Barbie"

This pale model comes dressed in her own Wrangler jeans two sizes too small, a NASCAR t-shirt and tweety bird tattoo on her shoulder. She has a six-pack of Bud light and a Hank Williams Jr. CD set She can spit over 5 feet and kick mullet-haired Ken's butt when she is drunk. Purchase her pickup truck separately and get a confederate flag bumper sticker absolutely free.

"Magna Barbie"

This tobacco-chewing, brassy-haired Barbie has a pair of her own high-heeled sandals with one broken heel from the time she chased beer-gutted Ken out of Rose Park Barbie's house. Her ensemble includes low-rise acid-washed jeans, fake fingernails, and a see-through halter-top. Also available with a mobile home


Team Rico said...

I know there is a meth lab in that trailer! Gotta love Magna! One day I'll get out

Anonymous said...

This rocks. I once got "flashed" by "Roy/Plains City Barbie"--complete with bra still on.

Seriously, this is perfect. Hilarious.